Recoome
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Post by Recoome on Nov 26, 2010 12:20:34 GMT -5
“Now THAT’S what I call a fight!” Said Recoome to himself as he made his way deeper inside the ship.
“I wonder what way to go…” Recoome examined the room he was in. There was a flyer on the ground. It read:
"Vote Weezmar for Astron King!”
“Heh. Reminds me of the guy Jeice listens to, Weezy. There were multiple hallways that lead to different doors. He read the sign of some: Food Court, Restroom, Stage, Portal. Portal?
“That sounds like an interesting room. Besides, I am not hungry, I do not need to take a poop, and why the hell is there a stage here?” Recoome stepped into the room. Its walls were a blinding white, and the floor was a light grey. On a small podium, there was a little dial and a button. Recoome walked up to the dial. The dial had many options on it: Aerial Fighter, Tunnel Clearer, LOZ VR, and so forth. It also had a knob that had difficulties on the four corners of it. Easy, Medium, Hard, or Mania. Recoome smiled as he realized it was a virtual reality simulator. Recoome was about to try it when he heard someone behind him. Recoome quickly turned around to see an alien behind him. Recoome was ready to charge when he spoke:
“Easy, buddy. I won’t hurt you. Looks like you need help going through here. From the announcement I heard, you need to get to the main hold.”
“Yeah, and I assume that you’re here to help me get there?” “Not quite. You see, that contraption there is virtual reality. If you can beat me in a game of it, I will tell you where to go. Deal?”
“Deal. What game will we be playing? Virtual Reality Call of Duty? Or maybe you have some awesome Pokemon game? OH! Maybe a Team Fortress 2 game!”
"Actually, you will need to survive longer than me in a game of Nazi Zombies.”
“Awsome. When does this start? And what map?”
“The map is “Five”. And we start right now”
The alien went up and set up the game. Recoome put on a virtual reality helmet, and everything went ark as a shocking, yet not very painful, sensation entered his body. Blurs of colors ran past Recoome’s eyes. He heard a loud grinding noise. It got louder, louder, louder, then……..silence. Then Recoome saw that he was back in the same room. The alien was standing next to him, his face horrified.
“What the heck just happened? We’re back in the same room!”
“The game malfunctioned. We might be here……but we brought back some company.”
Zombies began to flood the room from every side. Their eyes were glowing red and they were running fast. However, Recoome and the Alien were not alone.
“Who the hell are those guys?”
“John Kennedy, Robert McNamara, Fidel Castro, and Richard Nixon, the playable characters on “five”!
Recoome noticed that all of them carried a M16 and a ray gun.
“I am confused. The power is already on!”
“Well, um, there is another power switch in the main room. Also, this is a never ending round. We need to hurry and get there!”
Recoome set off with the group as they mowed their way through zombies.
“Viva la Revolucion!”
A zombie jumped out and began to pin the alien. JFK ran up to it and shot its head off.
“FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES BUT NEVER, EVER, RORGET THEIR NAMES!” With the Presidential Committee of Kick Ass behind him, Recoome made it to the main hold.
“Sorry guys, but your power switch is in another spaceship.”
Recoome bid his group a farewell as he opened the door to the main hold.
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Goten
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Post by Goten on Nov 26, 2010 16:14:45 GMT -5
It was an exciting but a fierce battle. But Goten loved every second of it, from joining forces with the alien like guys, a guy with green skin who looked like Mr Piccolo and even Trunks dad Vegeta! With a sigh of relief the youngster landed on the ground and smiled happily at the extent of the battle. Bodies lied on the ground, blood littered the floors and body parts were everywhere. Putting on a tiny smile he said "Uh Heh Heh sorry we kinda over did it", still he felt abit sad that the so-called alien attackers didn't stand a chance. As he stood still Goten looked upward and heard the very same voice as before as he congratulated their combined effort to stop the alien fighters.
Then having heard that he would be going to a city called Astron. But in order to actually see it then he would have to get to somewhere called the main hold otherwise he'd be sent back to Earth. With a quick gasp he stood ready and just as soon as another door opened outwards Goten leapt forwards and ran as fast as he could go. However he soon skidded to a halt and saw many doorways and there was ALOT of them! Focusing on his training Goten moved towards the first set of doors and looked inside but saw nothing but rooms, a guy singing in a shower and a cafeteria section.
He soon increased his running speeds by running forwards and held out his arms to the left and right. The half Saiyan hybrid was determined to find the main hold and continue this strange this tournament, even though he lost in the first round Goten still found it strange that he was needed. The more doors he went threw the more rooms he found but eventually he ran down a hall way which opened up from another door he looked threw.
As he ran Goten soon had an idea and continues his course threw the ship. Then he continued heading down the hall way until he arrived at another set of doors, with a goofy grin on his face Goten literally sat down on the ground and began to conjure up some tears of sadness as he tried his best to make himself sad. Then like a volcano he cried out in total sadness like a baby as tears dropped down from his face, but he shouted with everything he could, but of course he was just faking as he was having a time of his life being inside the ship.
Doors opened outwards and several soldiers rushed outwards to see Goten crying on the floor. They covered their ears and soon marched over towards the young Saiyan hybrid, one of them said, " HEY KID STOP CRYING WOULD YA! I am trying to sleep here!" Goten slowly sniffed but soon he cried again and said "NO! I WANNA GO TO THE MAIN HOLD NOW!” The soldiers covered their ears once again until one of them cried out as he surrendered to Goten " ALRIGHT! Alright JUST SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE I'll take you there".
Goten closed his eyes and wiped away the tears. And so the soldier guided Goten across the ship and used various teleporters and elevators, until finally he arrived before a large circular elevator. The soldier pointed his gun towards it and said "Take that elevator towards the floor, which will take you to the main hold". Soon Goten jumped on board and laughed happily followed by a wave as he headed upward "Thanks mister! Cya!” The solider gasped as Goten headed upwards and entered a large hallway where one single door stood, with a smile he ran forwards and soon he walked towards the door which opened outwards and entered the main hold.
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Jeice
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Post by Jeice on Nov 27, 2010 22:47:30 GMT -5
“Ah, hell yeah, mates! We kicked there assess so hard that I’m pretty sure I saw one person’s ass fall of!”
Jeice celebrated his victory by doing what is known as the fat guy touchdown dance. This is quite a spectacle to see. It involves one who has a rather large body mass moving his or her arms and hips perpendicular to each other. Of course, Jeice is not that fat. But he is a Space Australian, so who’s gonna doubt him?
“Well, it seems like I should go on to the main hold. That ginger haired freak already went through the ship, perhaps I should go the same way he most likely went. He might have killed everyone down that path, he is dead, or hopefully he didn’t fuck up to badly wherever he went.”
So Jeice took a stroll into a hallway. He looked at the signs in the hallway.
“Recoome probably went to the food court. He always seems to want an Oreo cookie. I better go-OH MY GOD WHAT DOES THAT SAY?!?!”
Jeice nearly fainted when he saw a banner over the sign that read stage. Jeice screamed in agony when he saw it say:
“Tim Tebow talks about his Heisman Trophy! Cam Newton talks about his game against Alabama! Sunday, November 28th!”
“I…..hate…..so……much……….”
Jeice’s vision became blurry as his mind began to lose any reason. His mouth began to froth. Jeice slowly began to make his way there when someone bumped into him Jeice turned around and couldn’t believe his eyes.
“Michael Vick?”
“Shut up man! I don’t want to be recognized. I’m here on a very delicate mission.”
“Are you here to clear the good name of football by killing the two faggots that are giving speeches on the stage?”
“Something like that. Unfortunately, they stripped me of my weapons on my way in here. You look like a strong man. Care to help me with this? I can pay you handsomely.”
“Oh, believe me; I would pay YOU, hell ANYBODY, to get a shot at this. However, I need to get to the main hold. Know where it is?”
“Yeah, it’s down the hall, the seventeenth door from the right. Wait, do you here that applause? It sounds like they took the stage. I’ll run out in front of them to distract them while you take care of ‘em.”
And with that, Michael Vick ran out with his speed and did some back flips. Jeice sneaked up behind Cam Newton. He tapped Cam on the shoulder. When Cam turned around, Jeice raised his hand in the air and said:
“Suck my Australian cock, bitch!”
Jeice slapped Cam so hard that his face fell off. Literally. Jeice walked up to Tim Tebow.
“No, don’t kill me! I am about to be the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, so thi-“
“SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE! No, killing you won’t be worth it. I’ll ship you back to Earth in a space pod, where you will be hung by your balls for years to come. Oh, I’ll keep you alive alright. But your balls won’t be so fine.”
Jeice threw Tebow into a space pod and launched him to Earth. Jeice strolled on happily to the main hold as he said farewell to Michael Vick.
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Krillin
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Post by Krillin on Nov 28, 2010 14:49:26 GMT -5
Krillin perked up upon hearing the loudspeakers announcement. ‘Good it’s about time something fun happened.’ Krillin got up and strolled to one of the doors. He slowly opened and it and shut it behind him as he walked through. The room was nearly pitch black but a few seconds after the doors closed the lights turned on and Krillin found himself in a room of mirrors.
The mirrors seemed to create a maze. “Oh shit, I always hated these games, screw it I’ll pick a different room.” Krillin turned and moved to open the door, the second his hand touched the handle a small electric shock coursed through his body. “Ow!” Krillin grit his teeth and again reached for the handle and pulled as hard as he could. This time the electric shock was much stronger and the door wouldn’t budge. After a moment Krillin gave up and released the door.
”Fine guess I have to do this the old fashioned way.” Krillin began to fly up so he could simply fly over the maze. The second his head was about the be able to peer over the easily ten foot tall wall Krillin head hit an invisible force field. “Oh jeez not this too.” Krillin floated back down to the ground and began to find his way around the maze. “Why do I always get the boring stuff.” Krillin said as he leisurely strolled through the maze, after fifteen minutes Krillin was as lost as ever. “Wait a minute what am I doing?” Krillin stepped back away from a wall, pointed himself towards it and launched 6 ki blasts at the mirrors. Suddenly the 6 ki blasts ricocheted off in random directions coming dangerously close to hitting Krillin. “Whoa!” This was a bad idea.
The Ki Blasts kept bouncing around the maze forcing Krillin to dodge each time they got close. “I gotta get out of here!” Krillin yelled as he ran for his life away from the ki blasts. The ki blasts seemed to chase him no matter how fast he ran, eventually Krillin saw a bright light and a small green sign that read “EXIT”. “There it is, the exit, I gotta get out of here!” Krillin ran as fast as he could still trying to get away from the ki blastls that were quickly closing in on Krillin.
Krillin reached the door and pulled on the handle, the door started to open but not quickly enough. The 6 ki blasts hit Krillin and sent him crashing through the door, breaking it in the process. “Sometimes I swear I have the worst luck.” Krillin got up and wiped the soot off of his orange gi. “Now where am I?”
One of the men on the ship, who was still a bit stunned from Krillin’s entrance, answered Krillin, “You’re…you’re in the main hold”.
“Perfect! Thanks!”
Krillin said as he looked around and saw the blue haired female, Bulma. ‘Looks like this is the right place,’ Krillin said as he sat down.’
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Slug
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Post by Slug on Nov 28, 2010 16:21:21 GMT -5
Slug was beginning to grow more and more impatient. He had been on this ship forever, yet he still hadn’t seen any sign of the other green alien Piccolo that he came looking for. On top of that, the operators of this ship were giving them the run around. However, with limited options, Slug decided he might as well pick a door and make his way to the main hold and look for the others. He ignored the others’ choices as he stepped forward, grabbing the ice cold door knob of the closest door and opening it slowly. He stepped into the room as the door closed firmly behind him and locked automatically. Slug peered forward into the large empty room, noticing that the properties and visuals of the room were beginning to change radically. Lights flashed, the room began to spin wildly as Slug felt as if he was in some crazy vortex. His environment was changing so rapidly and the room was spinning so fast that Slug eventually fell to his knees, nearly passed out from the commotion.
Slug gathered himself and stood up, realizing that the room he was once in had completely changed to the open plains of a planet that looked remarkably like Earth. Slug wandered around a bit, checking out the scenery and asking himself if he had just been transported to Earth.
Slug rubbed his head a bit confused asking aloud, “Where the fuck am I? Was I just transported back to Earth?”
Suddenly someone tapped him on the shoulder and Slug snapped around to see a shorter chubbier version of what looked like himself. The stranger began to speak, “Welcome to your home planet, Slug.”
Slug looked even more confused now and replied, “My home planet? What the fuck are you talking about. Even I know I am not from Earth.”
The stranger replied back, “This isn’t Earth. You’re in the ship’s universe simulator. We know you had questions of where you are from, so what better gift then to see your planet first hand? This is what your home planet looks like; Planet Namek.”
Slug spit on the ground, looking angry and yelled back, “Fuck this shit, you little fuck. I don’t give a fuck about where I came from, my origins, none of it. Send me back to the ship, turn this shit off. I’ve seen enough. I have bigger matters to attend to then vacationing in your little fake world.”
The stranger chuckled and replied, “Have it your way. You like doing bad things, no? Well, we saw you take it easy during the last test, so don’t think you’ll get that again here. The main village of Namek is just a little bit West of here. Only this village’s inhabitants have been replaced by rabid flesh eating Namekians. The only way out if here is the door located behind the leader’s throne. If you don’t complete the task the simulator will crash and you will be transported back to Earth. Go now!” The stranger pointed in the direction of the village.
Slug looked away from the stranger to the West, looked back and the stranger was gone. “You’ve gotta be kidding me…”, Slug said to himself as he flew off towards the village.
Slug arrived at the village, noticing that all of the houses and buildings were unoccupied except for the largest leader’s hut at the head of the village. Outside stood 8 angry aliens that looked very similar to Slug and they were awaiting his arrival. Slug landed down opposite of the establishment and began walking up on the leader’s hut. A large set of stairs lead up to the leader’s hut and the guardians outside the hut noticed Slug’s arrival and began their assault. Slug said nothing as he calmly walked up the staircase. The first guard ran down the stairs reaching out at Slug as Slug cocked his right arm back and delivered a jaw shattering blow that sent his assailant crashing to the stairs in a pool of blood. The second swung at Slug, but Slug grabbed him around the neck and began using him as a meat shield. The third and fourth guards rushed Slug wildly, but Slug held his hostage in front of him to eat the blows. Then slug dropped his hostage, grabbed the third and fourth by the back of their heads and crushed their heads together. Slug then stomped his foot down on his original hostage’s head and continued up the stairs.
Slug approached the top, stood at the end of the stairs and gazed at the four remaining guards. He signaled them to attack. The first one rushed with a punch, Slug evaded grabbing his arm and hip tossing him down the stairs as the guard crashed into the stairs and rolled down to the bottom. Slug then used his Kakusan Yuudou technique he had prepared silently when he was walking up the staircase. He sent the ki balls crashing into the ground around the 3 remaining guards which wasn’t intended to hurt them but to send the dust flying up around them causing a diversion. Slug took off quickly for the hut’s front door and shouldered his way through, crashing into the throne room. He popped to his feet as a few more guards had rushed him trying to gang tackle him. Slug burst up into the air, tossing the much weaker guards off of him. The leader stood up from his giant throne as Slug wasted no time as he rushed forward and sent a focused kick into the Leader’s gut followed by a vicious elbow to the back of his head. The leader fell to the ground and Slug picked him up holding him by his neck as a hostage as the dozen or other guards stood back. Slug backed up towards the rear of the throne, threatening to murder the leader as the guards surrounded them. Slug reached around his back, felt the door knob with his hand and opened the door. He threw the leader forward into the air as the guards began to rush him. He ducked into the door, slamming it hard behind him as he heard the bodies of the guards crashing into the wall between them. Slug sat against the door holding it shut until he heard it locking automatically as he sighed in relief. Slug relaxed a bit, realizing he was in a long narrow hallway. He stood up, walked to the end of the hallway which ended with one option: an elevator. Slug hit the button as the elevator arrived and he stepped into the empty chamber. He looked at the button options and saw a few different ones but only one button that read “M.H.”. He figured it must stand for the Main Hold so he pressed it and awaited his destination…
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Post by Cooler on Nov 28, 2010 16:27:06 GMT -5
Piccolo walked down the corridors of the ship, he had chosen a boring path. So far he hadn’t seen anybody or anything in the confines of the ship. It was annoying the green Namekian warrior immensely.
‘This whole experience is really pointless. ‘I haven’t really even done anything yet’ Piccolo thought to himself, as he walked even further into the ship. He wasn’t sure where he was, but he was pretty sure he wasn’t close to the main hold.
Soon he passed a series of windows showing a view of space, Piccolo continued his pace but constantly checked the stars outside. It’s not often you get to see something like this, and even the callous Piccolo wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to see such a view.
The windows were replaced by the white walls of the corridor again as Piccolo picked up speed eager to get to his destination quickly.
Soon he saw a door, slowing down and creeping towards it, the Namekian Warrior kept his ear to the door, and hand on the door handle. He was listening to the main hold, ready to jump in when need be.
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Recoome
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Post by Recoome on Jan 11, 2011 18:07:12 GMT -5
Recoome took control of the ship. He pre4ssed a butoon and things got weird and stuff flashed abd it blew up.
(we needed to really end this, eh?)
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