Post by Burter on Aug 13, 2010 6:01:46 GMT -5
The year was 1989 and Mercenary Tao was still new to the assassin business. He had been paid handsomely to track down and whack a former butler (lets just call him jeeves) of a mob boss, who had recently informed on him to the feds. The butler had been placed in protective custody at an undisclosed location. Now Tao being the intelligent man he is knew that he would never be able to track down Jeeves with out a well thought out plan.
Tao was still fresh to this game but his renown had been growing and he had participated in a few major hits recently. He called up the local police department and told them. Who he was, and that he earlier that very day he had found the Lord Jesus Christ and accepted him as his savior . With this new change of heart he felt uncontrollable guilt at his past actions and wanted to come clean to the authorities, snitch on a few of his former employers, and face justice with a ignorantly reduced sentence and a few other perks he would get in the big house.
The police come to the pay phone Tao called from took him to the local jail and placed him into holding. Two hours later the F.B.I. had Tao transported (in Hannibal Lector fashion) to…. Well I can’t tell you it’s classified but…. Long story short. Tao killed them, everyone of them. Tao then looked up the number of the Geek squad (not of comedy central fame but the one who fix computers.)
Two of them arrived shortly and Tao told them they needed to look on the computers and find where Jeeves was hiding or they would die. To prove he was serious Tao inserted his boot so far into the first geek’s ass that he kicked him in the duodenum (I spelled that right the first time with out, spell check) That geek passed away shortly afterwards from mysterious causes. The remaining geek went to work and 12 minutes later he knew here Jeeves was being held and even printed out Tao a Google map of the area. Tao thanked him for his help, reached into the back pocket of the other geek (who he had recently turned into a socket puppet,) pulled out a wallet and tipped the geek for a job well done.
Tao went outside and found himself a nice Maple Tree; he then delivered two powerful karate chops to said tree which turned it into a six feet tall cylinder of wood. Tao double checked his map so he had the correct distance and then proceeded to hurled the tree at speeds only reviled by Greg Nothstein. He quickly leaped on the tree and rode it towards the state of Arkansas where Jeeves, the man who stood between Tao and his pay day was hiding.
The pillar landed 4 miles short of the target building but only because it hit a plane that had just taken off. Tao’s robe had been destroyed in the explosion from the plane and he was pissed off. Which meant two things: One Tao would have to use some of this job’s money on a new robe and Two Jeeves was going to get his ass kicked. And one short brisk jog later Tao arrived at a brown trashy warehouse looking building.
Tao kicked in the door and only to see 6 armed guards and one unarmed all watching Jeopardy. All the guards pointed their machine guns at Mercenary Tao and told him to freeze. Tao then calmly introduced himself and told the men his intentions, to end Jeeves. All six guards opened fire…..
Stay tuned to see what happens on the next exciting installment on the life and times of Mercenary Tao.
Final Word Count = 633 words
Tao was still fresh to this game but his renown had been growing and he had participated in a few major hits recently. He called up the local police department and told them. Who he was, and that he earlier that very day he had found the Lord Jesus Christ and accepted him as his savior . With this new change of heart he felt uncontrollable guilt at his past actions and wanted to come clean to the authorities, snitch on a few of his former employers, and face justice with a ignorantly reduced sentence and a few other perks he would get in the big house.
The police come to the pay phone Tao called from took him to the local jail and placed him into holding. Two hours later the F.B.I. had Tao transported (in Hannibal Lector fashion) to…. Well I can’t tell you it’s classified but…. Long story short. Tao killed them, everyone of them. Tao then looked up the number of the Geek squad (not of comedy central fame but the one who fix computers.)
Two of them arrived shortly and Tao told them they needed to look on the computers and find where Jeeves was hiding or they would die. To prove he was serious Tao inserted his boot so far into the first geek’s ass that he kicked him in the duodenum (I spelled that right the first time with out, spell check) That geek passed away shortly afterwards from mysterious causes. The remaining geek went to work and 12 minutes later he knew here Jeeves was being held and even printed out Tao a Google map of the area. Tao thanked him for his help, reached into the back pocket of the other geek (who he had recently turned into a socket puppet,) pulled out a wallet and tipped the geek for a job well done.
Tao went outside and found himself a nice Maple Tree; he then delivered two powerful karate chops to said tree which turned it into a six feet tall cylinder of wood. Tao double checked his map so he had the correct distance and then proceeded to hurled the tree at speeds only reviled by Greg Nothstein. He quickly leaped on the tree and rode it towards the state of Arkansas where Jeeves, the man who stood between Tao and his pay day was hiding.
The pillar landed 4 miles short of the target building but only because it hit a plane that had just taken off. Tao’s robe had been destroyed in the explosion from the plane and he was pissed off. Which meant two things: One Tao would have to use some of this job’s money on a new robe and Two Jeeves was going to get his ass kicked. And one short brisk jog later Tao arrived at a brown trashy warehouse looking building.
Tao kicked in the door and only to see 6 armed guards and one unarmed all watching Jeopardy. All the guards pointed their machine guns at Mercenary Tao and told him to freeze. Tao then calmly introduced himself and told the men his intentions, to end Jeeves. All six guards opened fire…..
Stay tuned to see what happens on the next exciting installment on the life and times of Mercenary Tao.
Final Word Count = 633 words