Post by Recoome on Aug 13, 2010 11:55:55 GMT -5
“What……….What is happening?”Yamcha wakes up to find he is surrounded by nothing but complete blackness.
“How did I end up here?”Suddenly, a doorway opens up, and it appears to be a way out. Yamcha goes through the door, only to find that it leads to a strange world unlike any other he has seen.
“What kind of world is this? Where am I?”Yamcha begins to walk. As if some strange force is trying to pull him somewhere.
“It’s so quiet. Not a single living thing.”
Suddenly, a vicious creature goes flying towards Yamcha.
“WOAH!”
Yamcha places a well timed kick to its face, causing it to fly up in the air.
“What……what was……..what WAS that? I gotta get out of here, and fast!”Yamcha continued to walk forward, encountering more and more of the strange creatures.
“Man, it seems this entire world wants to kill me!”Yamcha then sees a huge castle, spikes on every side.
“All right! Time for some real action!”Yamcha entered the castle, and suddenly didn’t seem as confident as before. It was cold, damp, and filled with other stuff Yamcha couldn’t even recognize. He then sees a big door with a seal that reads: THOSE WHO ENTER SHALL NEVER RETURN.
“That’s pretty cheesy.”Yamcha opened the big door to see a huge demon standing at a throne, with a girl locked in a cage behind him.
“WHO DARES DISTURB ME?”Yamcha now wishes he had another pair of pants. The girl in the gage screamed to Yamcha:
“Please help me!”
“No offence, but I’m kinda evil. Saving princesses isn’t really my kind of thing.”“DOHOHOHHOOHOHOHO, DO I SENSE SOMEONE IS INTIMIDATED BY ME?”“Me? Intimidated of you? No way!”The evil demon says nothing, but rather stares at Yamcha.
“Hey……..why are you starring at me?”His stare is not unlike one of Damon Gants.
“…………….OK SO I’M INTIMIDATED! THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WON’T FIGHT YOU!”Yamcha and the evil demon get into fighting positions.
“PREPARE TO DIE!”
“Yeah, you wish!”The two warriors run at each other at full speed!
“HEEEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-wait, wait, wait." “WHAT DO YOU WANT? WERE FIGHTING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!” “This fight needs music.”
“Yeah, good point.”
“Got any ideas?”
““hmmmm, we could always use that Mortal Kombat song.” "Perfect.”The evil demon presses a button. Causing Mortal Kombat music to blare through the room
“Where were we?”
“Fighting each other.”
“Right. Right. Okay. LET’S FIGHT!”The two warriors charge at each other with full force. They both strike each other with a strong punch, followed by a swift uppercut by Yamcha.
“You are tougher than you look.”
“What did I tell ya? I never back down. NEVER!”
“Too bad you can’t survive my ultimate form.”
“I WILL NEVER SURR-wait what?”And with that, the horrible demon transformed into his super form. It made him look…well…the same. But he got a cool voice and got very powerful.
“WITH THIS FORM, I AM INVINCIBLE!”
“Well, I got a surprise for you, too.”Yamcha pulls out his trusty Desert Eagle.
“I will have you know that bullets do NOT affect me!”
“Oh, my gun doesn’t shoot normal bullets, it shoots BOOLETS! And we all know that the world has yet to meet the man who can outsmart boolet.” “There is ONE sole man who can outsmart boolet.” “Hah, I think NOT!”
The demon then, out of all his might, pulls out the one thing that can outsmart boolet. AKINATOR!
“NO not him! NO!”
The demon laughs maniacally as Akinator quickly outsmarts Yamcha’s boolet.
“I….put all of my power into that boolet gun.”
“Oh, you don’t have any other moves left?”
“Well, I can turn people into newts, but they have tendency to get better very fast.”
“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SAY GOODBYE YAMCHA!”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”Yamcha is then decapitated, his head rolls across the floor.
GAME OVER
“NOOOO! THAT WAS MY LAST QUARTER! BULMA, DO YOU GOT A QUARTER?”
“Yamcha, you where on that arcade machine for two hours. Now you need to get home and clean Puar’s litter box.Word count: 675
“How did I end up here?”Suddenly, a doorway opens up, and it appears to be a way out. Yamcha goes through the door, only to find that it leads to a strange world unlike any other he has seen.
“What kind of world is this? Where am I?”Yamcha begins to walk. As if some strange force is trying to pull him somewhere.
“It’s so quiet. Not a single living thing.”
Suddenly, a vicious creature goes flying towards Yamcha.
“WOAH!”
Yamcha places a well timed kick to its face, causing it to fly up in the air.
“What……what was……..what WAS that? I gotta get out of here, and fast!”Yamcha continued to walk forward, encountering more and more of the strange creatures.
“Man, it seems this entire world wants to kill me!”Yamcha then sees a huge castle, spikes on every side.
“All right! Time for some real action!”Yamcha entered the castle, and suddenly didn’t seem as confident as before. It was cold, damp, and filled with other stuff Yamcha couldn’t even recognize. He then sees a big door with a seal that reads: THOSE WHO ENTER SHALL NEVER RETURN.
“That’s pretty cheesy.”Yamcha opened the big door to see a huge demon standing at a throne, with a girl locked in a cage behind him.
“WHO DARES DISTURB ME?”Yamcha now wishes he had another pair of pants. The girl in the gage screamed to Yamcha:
“Please help me!”
“No offence, but I’m kinda evil. Saving princesses isn’t really my kind of thing.”“DOHOHOHHOOHOHOHO, DO I SENSE SOMEONE IS INTIMIDATED BY ME?”“Me? Intimidated of you? No way!”The evil demon says nothing, but rather stares at Yamcha.
“Hey……..why are you starring at me?”His stare is not unlike one of Damon Gants.
“…………….OK SO I’M INTIMIDATED! THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WON’T FIGHT YOU!”Yamcha and the evil demon get into fighting positions.
“PREPARE TO DIE!”
“Yeah, you wish!”The two warriors run at each other at full speed!
“HEEEEYYYYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-wait, wait, wait." “WHAT DO YOU WANT? WERE FIGHTING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!” “This fight needs music.”
“Yeah, good point.”
“Got any ideas?”
““hmmmm, we could always use that Mortal Kombat song.” "Perfect.”The evil demon presses a button. Causing Mortal Kombat music to blare through the room
“Where were we?”
“Fighting each other.”
“Right. Right. Okay. LET’S FIGHT!”The two warriors charge at each other with full force. They both strike each other with a strong punch, followed by a swift uppercut by Yamcha.
“You are tougher than you look.”
“What did I tell ya? I never back down. NEVER!”
“Too bad you can’t survive my ultimate form.”
“I WILL NEVER SURR-wait what?”And with that, the horrible demon transformed into his super form. It made him look…well…the same. But he got a cool voice and got very powerful.
“WITH THIS FORM, I AM INVINCIBLE!”
“Well, I got a surprise for you, too.”Yamcha pulls out his trusty Desert Eagle.
“I will have you know that bullets do NOT affect me!”
“Oh, my gun doesn’t shoot normal bullets, it shoots BOOLETS! And we all know that the world has yet to meet the man who can outsmart boolet.” “There is ONE sole man who can outsmart boolet.” “Hah, I think NOT!”
The demon then, out of all his might, pulls out the one thing that can outsmart boolet. AKINATOR!
“NO not him! NO!”
The demon laughs maniacally as Akinator quickly outsmarts Yamcha’s boolet.
“I….put all of my power into that boolet gun.”
“Oh, you don’t have any other moves left?”
“Well, I can turn people into newts, but they have tendency to get better very fast.”
“MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SAY GOODBYE YAMCHA!”
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”Yamcha is then decapitated, his head rolls across the floor.
GAME OVER
“NOOOO! THAT WAS MY LAST QUARTER! BULMA, DO YOU GOT A QUARTER?”
“Yamcha, you where on that arcade machine for two hours. Now you need to get home and clean Puar’s litter box.Word count: 675