Post by Jeice on Aug 13, 2010 16:56:16 GMT -5
Korin was freaking out.
“Oh no! Where? Where could I have planted them? This is the last time I get high and drunk with Bulma. Although it did have some nice perks to it. Ha ha ha.”
Korin calms himself down a little when he sees Trunks walking with a kitten. Realizing this might be his chance, Korin splatters ketchup on him and ran out in front of Trunks.
"Help me! Please good sir, help me! I may die if yo... u.... don't."
"Holy whack-insensible-sentences Lucy! This.... Uhm hey Korin what are you?"
"He's a cat dumbass! How can you not tell? He looks like me. But white. Hey your not a racist are you!"
"Well why would I be racist Lucy? I chose you not him."
"Yeah but you could be. I'm just saying!"
"If you must..."
"WILL YOU TOO SHUT UP! IF THIS WAS REAL BLOOD I COULD HAVE DIED BY NOW!"
"No offense Korin but you shouldn't have used the purple Heinz ketchup then."
Korin mutters something about pissing off under his breath and then sits up. He takes a step towards Trunks and smacks him in the face.
"Now then. I need your help. You see I planted some senzu beans to grow and have people help out with in training but I seem to have forgotten where I planted them. That type of thing seems to happen when you smoke w.... Use Cat nip. If you can find them for me I shall give you a nice reward."
"Uhm. Sure"
So off go Trunks and Lucy on their quest to find the senzu beams. They go no more then 100 feet when a strange man jumps out and tells them they shall not pass without a fight. Without a second thought Trunks simply picks Lucy up and throws her as hard as possible at the strange man and Lucy begins to claw his eyes out. As the man struggles to get Lucy off of his face, Trunks runs up and kicks the man in the balls. As he falls to the ground writhing in pain, he drops a map. Strolling over and picking it up Trunks notices its a map to Korin's senzu beans.
"Wow. Cats are stupid. Hey! Ow. Fuck. Lucy stop. Ok ok ok I'm sorry."
"Never again Trunks, never again."
And with that Trunks and Lucy follow the map to the senzu bean field. Upon arrival they pick all the senzu beans themselves and head back towards Korin's place. As they go they see the strange man still crying from his ball kick earlier and Lucy decides to relieve herself on the man.
"Ahhh much better."
Upon returning they hand Korin both the map and the sack of Senzu beans for him to hold onto.
"Here you go Korin. Heres your sack back. Pffffffft. I had your sack. God I made another joke! HA HA HA HA! I'm so... Ow."
"Shut up asshat. Next time I'll hit you harder with my walking club. Anyway thanks for retrieving my beans. I honestly thought you would run away with them. Anyway, here's your reward."
Word Count: 520
“Oh no! Where? Where could I have planted them? This is the last time I get high and drunk with Bulma. Although it did have some nice perks to it. Ha ha ha.”
Korin calms himself down a little when he sees Trunks walking with a kitten. Realizing this might be his chance, Korin splatters ketchup on him and ran out in front of Trunks.
"Help me! Please good sir, help me! I may die if yo... u.... don't."
"Holy whack-insensible-sentences Lucy! This.... Uhm hey Korin what are you?"
"He's a cat dumbass! How can you not tell? He looks like me. But white. Hey your not a racist are you!"
"Well why would I be racist Lucy? I chose you not him."
"Yeah but you could be. I'm just saying!"
"If you must..."
"WILL YOU TOO SHUT UP! IF THIS WAS REAL BLOOD I COULD HAVE DIED BY NOW!"
"No offense Korin but you shouldn't have used the purple Heinz ketchup then."
Korin mutters something about pissing off under his breath and then sits up. He takes a step towards Trunks and smacks him in the face.
"Now then. I need your help. You see I planted some senzu beans to grow and have people help out with in training but I seem to have forgotten where I planted them. That type of thing seems to happen when you smoke w.... Use Cat nip. If you can find them for me I shall give you a nice reward."
"Uhm. Sure"
So off go Trunks and Lucy on their quest to find the senzu beams. They go no more then 100 feet when a strange man jumps out and tells them they shall not pass without a fight. Without a second thought Trunks simply picks Lucy up and throws her as hard as possible at the strange man and Lucy begins to claw his eyes out. As the man struggles to get Lucy off of his face, Trunks runs up and kicks the man in the balls. As he falls to the ground writhing in pain, he drops a map. Strolling over and picking it up Trunks notices its a map to Korin's senzu beans.
"Wow. Cats are stupid. Hey! Ow. Fuck. Lucy stop. Ok ok ok I'm sorry."
"Never again Trunks, never again."
And with that Trunks and Lucy follow the map to the senzu bean field. Upon arrival they pick all the senzu beans themselves and head back towards Korin's place. As they go they see the strange man still crying from his ball kick earlier and Lucy decides to relieve herself on the man.
"Ahhh much better."
Upon returning they hand Korin both the map and the sack of Senzu beans for him to hold onto.
"Here you go Korin. Heres your sack back. Pffffffft. I had your sack. God I made another joke! HA HA HA HA! I'm so... Ow."
"Shut up asshat. Next time I'll hit you harder with my walking club. Anyway thanks for retrieving my beans. I honestly thought you would run away with them. Anyway, here's your reward."
Word Count: 520