Post by Burter on Aug 14, 2010 21:30:31 GMT -5
On the last episode of The Life and Times of Mercenary Tao; Tao had finally reached Jeeves’ secret hideout in Arkansas only to find 6 armed guards with machine guns pointed at him. Only one man was unarmed, his swanky mustache gave away his identity. Tao looked at Jeeves smiled and said with an almost pleasant demeanor “Hi there, my name is Tao. Pleased to kill you.” The men opened fire….
At that moment it appeared as if Tao was born with eight arms. He moved with such high speed he caught every bullet the six men fired as they discharged their magazine. Click click click all the guns were empty. Tao throw all the bullets in his left hand at such as high speed it had a shotgun shell like effect on the guard farthest to the left then did the same with the bullets in his right hand to another guard. Then he lunged forward and punched the man second from the right in his throat, crushing his windpipe. Tao twirled around and hit a spin kick in the fat guard to his left’s belly, bursting his liver, the only thing he could do before he died was pass out.
One of the last two guards pulled out a knife and rushed Tao Pai but one quick palm thrust to his nose sent his ethmoid bone into his brain, killing him instantly. Tao looked at the last guard and told him “This is the part where you fall down.” It took a second for the guard to process what Tao said and just then he flopped down flat on his face. “Ha, good boy” murmured Tao. He turned his attention to Jeeves.
Jeeves pleaded “Please don’t hurt me I, I was only doing what was best for me and my kids.” “ha ha ha ha ha well it certainly did not turn out to be a good career move for you.” said Tao.
“Please I can disappear again, you can tell them you killed me, you’ll never hear from me again and I won’t ever testify against anyone.” “That isn’t going to happen” declared Tao. “Alright but I didn’t want it to be like this.” Just then Jeeves pulled a knife but he didn’t make a move at Tao; both men just stood there calmly. “His begging didn’t work but he is calm, he must have some kind of trick up his sleeve” Tao thought.
After a good 20 second stare down Jevees pushed a button on the knife and the blade shot at Tao. The blade passed right though Tao’s abdomen. “HA-HA I DID IT” exclaimed Jevees. But the image of Tao faded and then BAM Tao’s tongue was crammed into Jevees’ temple. One strike with Tao’s tongue burst a blood vessel in Jevees temporal lobe causing a hemorrhage and death. Jevee’s face turned blue and he fell on the ground.
“Hmm that makes 21” Tao smiled “I should start charging for people who get in my way with that F.B.I. group and those guards I’d make a fortune. Hey you on the ground over there. When you tell the police what happened, tell them it was Mercenary Tao.”
Tao went to a tailor in a nearby town to purchase himself a new robe. He was told it would take 2 days but Tao persuaded the tailor to have it ready in 12 hours. It has been years since Tao had visited the United States of America and now he had 12 hours of time to spend here.
A newspaper blew into Tao’s leg, he picked it up and saw an interesting ad. See the king of professional wrestling in action. Tonight Macho King Randy Savage in action with Ravishing Rick Rude vs. Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior.
Final Word Count = 632
At that moment it appeared as if Tao was born with eight arms. He moved with such high speed he caught every bullet the six men fired as they discharged their magazine. Click click click all the guns were empty. Tao throw all the bullets in his left hand at such as high speed it had a shotgun shell like effect on the guard farthest to the left then did the same with the bullets in his right hand to another guard. Then he lunged forward and punched the man second from the right in his throat, crushing his windpipe. Tao twirled around and hit a spin kick in the fat guard to his left’s belly, bursting his liver, the only thing he could do before he died was pass out.
One of the last two guards pulled out a knife and rushed Tao Pai but one quick palm thrust to his nose sent his ethmoid bone into his brain, killing him instantly. Tao looked at the last guard and told him “This is the part where you fall down.” It took a second for the guard to process what Tao said and just then he flopped down flat on his face. “Ha, good boy” murmured Tao. He turned his attention to Jeeves.
Jeeves pleaded “Please don’t hurt me I, I was only doing what was best for me and my kids.” “ha ha ha ha ha well it certainly did not turn out to be a good career move for you.” said Tao.
“Please I can disappear again, you can tell them you killed me, you’ll never hear from me again and I won’t ever testify against anyone.” “That isn’t going to happen” declared Tao. “Alright but I didn’t want it to be like this.” Just then Jeeves pulled a knife but he didn’t make a move at Tao; both men just stood there calmly. “His begging didn’t work but he is calm, he must have some kind of trick up his sleeve” Tao thought.
After a good 20 second stare down Jevees pushed a button on the knife and the blade shot at Tao. The blade passed right though Tao’s abdomen. “HA-HA I DID IT” exclaimed Jevees. But the image of Tao faded and then BAM Tao’s tongue was crammed into Jevees’ temple. One strike with Tao’s tongue burst a blood vessel in Jevees temporal lobe causing a hemorrhage and death. Jevee’s face turned blue and he fell on the ground.
“Hmm that makes 21” Tao smiled “I should start charging for people who get in my way with that F.B.I. group and those guards I’d make a fortune. Hey you on the ground over there. When you tell the police what happened, tell them it was Mercenary Tao.”
Tao went to a tailor in a nearby town to purchase himself a new robe. He was told it would take 2 days but Tao persuaded the tailor to have it ready in 12 hours. It has been years since Tao had visited the United States of America and now he had 12 hours of time to spend here.
A newspaper blew into Tao’s leg, he picked it up and saw an interesting ad. See the king of professional wrestling in action. Tonight Macho King Randy Savage in action with Ravishing Rick Rude vs. Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior.
Final Word Count = 632