Recoome
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Post by Recoome on Aug 18, 2010 14:31:42 GMT -5
Life is easy as a villain. You get to take what you want, when you want. However, there is ONE small drawback of being evil: The police. Yamcha found that out the hard way, as he was apprehended for slaughtering a town.
“The court finds Yamcha…GUILTY!”
“Awwww crap.”
Yamcha was sent to prison and sentenced to be electrocuted.
“I gotta break out of here. I can’t die yet! I mean look at me! I’m beautiful!”
Yamcha had 24 hours to break out.
“There’s only one way to break out of prison correctly: A riot.”
Yamcha gathered all of the prisoners, and said to them:
“Now is the time to fight! We must break out of this place! We shall not be oppressed!”
All of the prisoners began to riot, causing the guards to run out to try and stop them.
“We must fight! Kill them!”
And with that, all of the prisoners ran at the guards at an attempt to either kill or injure them.
Yamcha ran up to one guard and threw him into a group of others. He then drove one into a wall, and smashed his head into it until he died. He looked back and saw that the guards were now shooting the prisoners, and that they began aiming at Yamcha.
“Get that one! He is responsible for all of this!”
The guards began to shoot at Yamcha. Yamcha dodged the shots and threw a cluster of splitter balls back at the guards, killing them all. Yamcha, impressed at all the work he has done, began to fly back to his home. Yamcha smirked as he fly, because he could have just flown from the start, but figured he would have some fun.
Word count: 287
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