Post by Recoome on Aug 22, 2010 9:30:44 GMT -5
Yamcha was tired of watching everyone fight the A-AS on his TV, but it was all he could do, since All the big towns are filled with A-AS killing aliens.
“YAAAAAMCHA!"
“Oh crap. Um, yes Bulma?”
“I need you to stop lying around and being useless and start doing something!”
“Um, Ok.”
“Good. Now. LEAVE!”
“Yes sir!”
With that, Yamcha went storming from his house and a blazing speed. Yamcha looked around the area.
“Hmmm, there seems to be a forest over there. I guess I could go look in there.”
Yamcha walks into a forest, but quickly realizes that it wasn’t such a good idea.
“This place is creepy. It’s all dark and scary.”
Yamcha stumbles upon a strange, metal circle on the side of a mountain in the forest. Next to it is a button.
“I guess it’ll open this thing up.”
Yamcha presses the button, and the circle opens up.
“Might as well go in it.”
Yamcha enters to find a machine that says: Dimension Traveler 1000
Yamcha examines the machine. Apparently, it can send you to any place, time period, or alternate dimension.
“Alright, I can have some fun with this.”
Yamcha thought about where to go first.
“I’ll go to…The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!”
For those unaware, TUSOUD is a song by Lemon Demon about the world’s most epic battle. Yamcha set the coordinates and jumped through the portal. He landed moments before the battle started. He saw Godzilla hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground.
“I’ll let batman get him, then I’ll let Aaron Carter and Shaq fight, but I’ll ambush Abraham Lincoln when he pops out of his grave.”
Yamcha waits, and when that part of the song hot. Yamcha lunged at Abraham Lincoln.
“HEEEEEEYAAAAAAH!”
But right before he hit him, he blurted out.
“Huh?”
Suddenly, the world around him got all mixed and moshy. Stuff began flying everywhere.
“HOLY CRAP!”
A rock shaped like a saibaman flew at him, knocking him unconscious.
When he awoke, he saw that he was standing before a strange dragon looking creature. He had about 400 teeth, 4 hands with razor sharp claws on them, and a tail with a huge spike on the end. He appeared to be in a throne room, with statues, suits of armor, and banners with pictures of dragons, surrounding the room.
“I AM THE KEEPER OF THIS SACRED PLACE. FOR MANY YEARS, MY PEOPLE HAVE USED IT’S POWER TO GO BACK IN TIME TO LEARN MORE ABUT HISTORY. HOW DARE YOU TRY TO USE IT FOR SOMETHING SO CHILDISH! I WANT YOU TO LEAVE. LEAVE, AND NEVER COME BACK."
“C’mon, man. This is such a cool place. Is there anything I can do to use it?”
“ABSOLUTELY NOT!”
“What if I defeat you?”
“HAH! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. I AM A GREAT AND POWERFUL DEMON!”
Yamcha prepared himself for his fight. He took his battle stance.
“Prepare to get whooped!”
“BAH! YOU ARE OVER-CONFIDENT.”
“Maybe, but I’ll still win, no matter wha-“
Suddenly, the giant dragon threw him into a wall.
“IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN FIGHT! DON’T STAND THERE AND TALK!”
Yamcha slowly stood up.
“Yeah, whatever. Hey, can you keep the voice down? It’s pretty annoying.”
“So be it.”
Yamcha made the first move. He flew up in the air and chucked a splitter ball at the dragon. The dragon spun around and hit the splitter ball back at Yamcha. Yamcha deflected the ball away.
“Man, your fast!”
“That’s because I am especially trained in agility.”
Yamcha’s eyes widen at that. He thought to himself:
“If he specializes in agility, that means he isn’t very strong! Only fast!”
Yamcha kept throwing a barrage of splitter balls at him. The dragon weaved back and forth, but eventually got hit with one.
“HOW DARE YOU STRIKE ME!”
The dragon lunged at Yamcha. Yamcha yawned, and shot an eye beam at the dragon’s mouth. The beam hit the dragon, and the dragon slammed into the ground. In a last ditch effort, the dragon attempted to slam Yamcha into a wall. The dragon was so weak, however, that Yamcha flung the dragon into a wall. The dragon hit the wall and slumped to the ground.
“Hah! What did I tell ya? I always win!”
“You may have defeated me, but there are six other you must fight, all mastering a certain skill. If you defeat all of them, you will be allowed to use the portals for whatever you want.”
A door opens in the room, with another dragon waiting for Yamcha.
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“YAAAAAMCHA!"
“Oh crap. Um, yes Bulma?”
“I need you to stop lying around and being useless and start doing something!”
“Um, Ok.”
“Good. Now. LEAVE!”
“Yes sir!”
With that, Yamcha went storming from his house and a blazing speed. Yamcha looked around the area.
“Hmmm, there seems to be a forest over there. I guess I could go look in there.”
Yamcha walks into a forest, but quickly realizes that it wasn’t such a good idea.
“This place is creepy. It’s all dark and scary.”
Yamcha stumbles upon a strange, metal circle on the side of a mountain in the forest. Next to it is a button.
“I guess it’ll open this thing up.”
Yamcha presses the button, and the circle opens up.
“Might as well go in it.”
Yamcha enters to find a machine that says: Dimension Traveler 1000
Yamcha examines the machine. Apparently, it can send you to any place, time period, or alternate dimension.
“Alright, I can have some fun with this.”
Yamcha thought about where to go first.
“I’ll go to…The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!”
For those unaware, TUSOUD is a song by Lemon Demon about the world’s most epic battle. Yamcha set the coordinates and jumped through the portal. He landed moments before the battle started. He saw Godzilla hopping around Tokyo city like a big playground.
“I’ll let batman get him, then I’ll let Aaron Carter and Shaq fight, but I’ll ambush Abraham Lincoln when he pops out of his grave.”
Yamcha waits, and when that part of the song hot. Yamcha lunged at Abraham Lincoln.
“HEEEEEEYAAAAAAH!”
But right before he hit him, he blurted out.
“Huh?”
Suddenly, the world around him got all mixed and moshy. Stuff began flying everywhere.
“HOLY CRAP!”
A rock shaped like a saibaman flew at him, knocking him unconscious.
When he awoke, he saw that he was standing before a strange dragon looking creature. He had about 400 teeth, 4 hands with razor sharp claws on them, and a tail with a huge spike on the end. He appeared to be in a throne room, with statues, suits of armor, and banners with pictures of dragons, surrounding the room.
“I AM THE KEEPER OF THIS SACRED PLACE. FOR MANY YEARS, MY PEOPLE HAVE USED IT’S POWER TO GO BACK IN TIME TO LEARN MORE ABUT HISTORY. HOW DARE YOU TRY TO USE IT FOR SOMETHING SO CHILDISH! I WANT YOU TO LEAVE. LEAVE, AND NEVER COME BACK."
“C’mon, man. This is such a cool place. Is there anything I can do to use it?”
“ABSOLUTELY NOT!”
“What if I defeat you?”
“HAH! THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. I AM A GREAT AND POWERFUL DEMON!”
Yamcha prepared himself for his fight. He took his battle stance.
“Prepare to get whooped!”
“BAH! YOU ARE OVER-CONFIDENT.”
“Maybe, but I’ll still win, no matter wha-“
Suddenly, the giant dragon threw him into a wall.
“IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT, THEN FIGHT! DON’T STAND THERE AND TALK!”
Yamcha slowly stood up.
“Yeah, whatever. Hey, can you keep the voice down? It’s pretty annoying.”
“So be it.”
Yamcha made the first move. He flew up in the air and chucked a splitter ball at the dragon. The dragon spun around and hit the splitter ball back at Yamcha. Yamcha deflected the ball away.
“Man, your fast!”
“That’s because I am especially trained in agility.”
Yamcha’s eyes widen at that. He thought to himself:
“If he specializes in agility, that means he isn’t very strong! Only fast!”
Yamcha kept throwing a barrage of splitter balls at him. The dragon weaved back and forth, but eventually got hit with one.
“HOW DARE YOU STRIKE ME!”
The dragon lunged at Yamcha. Yamcha yawned, and shot an eye beam at the dragon’s mouth. The beam hit the dragon, and the dragon slammed into the ground. In a last ditch effort, the dragon attempted to slam Yamcha into a wall. The dragon was so weak, however, that Yamcha flung the dragon into a wall. The dragon hit the wall and slumped to the ground.
“Hah! What did I tell ya? I always win!”
“You may have defeated me, but there are six other you must fight, all mastering a certain skill. If you defeat all of them, you will be allowed to use the portals for whatever you want.”
A door opens in the room, with another dragon waiting for Yamcha.
Word Count: 762