Post by Nail on Aug 24, 2010 18:39:26 GMT -5
Pushing little children with his fully automatic was how Nail had decided to start another day upon Namek. This had gotten him in quite a lot of trouble from the Namekian authorities, which began the police chase in which we are about to become a part of. Nail had two choices now, he could pull over the car or bounce on the devil and push the pedal to the floor, but since he didn’t want to see no highway chase with a jake (the generic term for a Namekian police officer) so he pulled over the car with his music still blaring loudly.
Son do you know what I’m stopping you for?
Cuz I’m young and I’m green and my hats real low?
Well you were going 55 in a 54. Are you carrying any weapons on you? I know a lot of you are. Step out here by me, and do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?
I ain’t stepping outta shit all my papers legit and I know my rights so you’re gunna need a warrant for that.
Aren’t you sharp as a tack. Zip your lip like a padlock. But really fuck head you are being charged with assault with a deadly weapon so let’s go to the slammer.
So Nail and the jake both took a ride downtown, or at least they started to before Nail had gotten bored of the repetitive scenery and threw a jab at the back of the jake’s chair breaking the handcuffs and knocking the jake unconscious. After that it was a simple task to break free from the back seat and call to the station that they had fingered the wrong man. This was believed by the dispatcher because all Namekians are men and any Namekian who is fingered is the wrong man.
Nail began trudging back to his home cave when he came upon the children he had pushed around earlier being tended to by a medic known as Dr. Danger Dave. The medic soon grew bored of treating all the children and left the ones still injured with a heartfelt message.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls kids, because there are often creep creeps hiding by them. Besides I don’t want no scrubs.
And then the Dr. Danger Dave (Double D) removed the scrubs he was wearing and simply walked away.
Word Count: 396 words
Son do you know what I’m stopping you for?
Cuz I’m young and I’m green and my hats real low?
Well you were going 55 in a 54. Are you carrying any weapons on you? I know a lot of you are. Step out here by me, and do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?
I ain’t stepping outta shit all my papers legit and I know my rights so you’re gunna need a warrant for that.
Aren’t you sharp as a tack. Zip your lip like a padlock. But really fuck head you are being charged with assault with a deadly weapon so let’s go to the slammer.
So Nail and the jake both took a ride downtown, or at least they started to before Nail had gotten bored of the repetitive scenery and threw a jab at the back of the jake’s chair breaking the handcuffs and knocking the jake unconscious. After that it was a simple task to break free from the back seat and call to the station that they had fingered the wrong man. This was believed by the dispatcher because all Namekians are men and any Namekian who is fingered is the wrong man.
Nail began trudging back to his home cave when he came upon the children he had pushed around earlier being tended to by a medic known as Dr. Danger Dave. The medic soon grew bored of treating all the children and left the ones still injured with a heartfelt message.
Don’t go chasing waterfalls kids, because there are often creep creeps hiding by them. Besides I don’t want no scrubs.
And then the Dr. Danger Dave (Double D) removed the scrubs he was wearing and simply walked away.
Word Count: 396 words