Post by Garlic Jr. on Sept 23, 2010 17:56:17 GMT -5
Garlic Jr. is waking thinking about what he is going to do today, ANTS! ANTS! ANTS! all over the place. Garlic Jr. calls over a maid and says I HATE ANTS! THE maid remembered yesterday quickly runs out of Garlic Junior's range. EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM!!! Garlic Jr. now in a rage runs outside at top speed EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM I HATE ANTS! He runs until he is exhuasted EYE BEAM EYE BEAM! ANTS SO SMALL SO PITYFUL I HATE WEAKLINGS THEY DON"T EVEN FIGHT! THE MAID RETURNS SIR THERE ARE MORE ANTS IN THE BASEMENT THOMP BANG OF A DOOR EXPLOSION FALLING PAINT ANT SCREAMS OF I HATE ANTS FOLLOW! I CAN"T STAND ANTS THEY ALWAYS START MY DAY OF WITH A BANG THOUGH! THEY MAID RUNS OUT OF Garlic Jr. way as he stomps back up the stairs to the first floor. Garlic Junior's beat red eyes are enough to scare the maid into a ball under the kitchen table. JUST GREAT I FOUND 100 MORE ANTS IN THE FRONT YARD, which is all sand from years of ANT RAGES with GARLIC Jr. EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM EYE BEAM! 225 TIMES THESE ANTS HAVE GOT ME ANGRY a YEAR! I need a new place. Garlic Junior looks through the paper for a new apartment hopeful without ANTS!! Maybe LOS ANGELOS. Rain good maybe it will drown a few more ants I HATE THOSE ANTS! Finally no ANTS. WAIT HOW AM I GOING TO TRAIN MY EYE BEAM TO GET STRONGER WITH ANTS!! I BUY A ANT FARM AND LET THEM LOOSE IN THE BASEMENT! RUN ANTS RUN I BOUGHT YOU NOW MAKE ME ANGRY EYE BEAM EYE BEAM!!!..........