Post by Burter on Sept 24, 2010 20:13:16 GMT -5
Burter sat at the kitchen table, sipping on his morning coffee. Recently he had got himself a job because Recoome and Jeice sure as shit weren’t going to pay the rent on the special ginyu forces apartment. So day after soul numbing day Burter went to his job as a credit card machine salesman (yes he actually went out to different businesses and tried to sell them a machine to scan credit cars.) But today was different, today was a beautiful eighty five degree sunny fall day; a day like this could no be wasted in his office. So instead, Burter stayed home and watched TV.
Two hours later after Ghostbusters Two had ended he couldn’t find anything to watch. He flipped and flipped until he could not flip no more, but flip on he did. Until something of interest caught his eyes. ON channel twenty eight, A&E, he saw a show named Dog the bounty hunter. This was the answer to Burter’s prayers. No longer would Burter need to sell lame machines and he wouldn’t have to ceift through countless newspapers like a common sim just to find a random job he never wants, that was just the least stinky turd of a job he could find.
He had three ready willing and able bounty hunters residing in his residence and since he could pawn this off to them as a type of training they would actually DO IT. So that was that, Burter spent what was left from his last pay check and took out articles in a North City newspaper, a south city newspaper, a West City newspaper, but not an East city newspaper as he currently lacked the funds and he didn’t have a fourth man to handle any business in that area.
Then sure enough four days later Burter received a message on his answering machine. It told him to meet his client for a briefing at a turkey hill parking lot in down town North City at 10 PM that very night. Jeice and Recoome had already gone out for the party to a party at Pat Kenny’s house since they never expected us to get any business. So, Burter left them a note and told them to listen to the message on the answering machine for more details if they wanted to tag along when they got home.
Now the location of the Ginyu special forces apparent is classified and I as a narrator, although omniscient and not at liberty to disclose that information. However, believe me it was a long long flight and Burter was tired when he got there and arrived a little late.
At 10:17 when Burter landed the turkey hill was in flames and he was surprised to find Jeice; he was looking a bit worn down from battle but one hundred percent sober.
“Jeice what is going on how did you beat me here…. I’m …. I AM THE FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE but for realz what happened to our client.”
“I am the client ya dumb wanker.”
“uggggh what?”
“I was pretty surprised when I saw the pictures of you, me, and Recoome in the paper. But then I pieced it all together.”
“What the fuck are you talking about? You don’t smell drunk but like you must be, what the hell sippin n boy?”
“Bloody hell mate, I am not Jeice I am a clone of Jeice.”
……
“ha ha ha ha ha ha ha are you punking me or something? Is Ashton in the flaming Turkey Hill? OK OK OK fine I will bite go ahead you’re my client tell me my mission what do you want me to do?”
“I mean it I am a clone. I remember anything before three years ago. We have never met but I do know my Burter and my Recoome. We’ve been doing pretty much what you do now. You ever see the A Team that’s what we did except we did some real bad shit. Doctor Xugang was always selling our services to Warlord’s to clear resistance bunkers and to politicians quell riots. I think Xugang cloned our group from you yanks.”
“Alright alright let’s just say I believe you and someone got a hold of our D.N.A. and cloned us, which totally makes sense as we are the strongest fighters on this planets; then what do you want to hire me for? To kill Xugang? Cause killing is kind of my main skill I can’t do much else, I suppose I can subdue and you can take him and do what you want with him.”
“Well not exactly, I told Burter and Recoome my theory and they believed me to so we confronted doctor Xugang about the whole thing and…. He confirmed it. We were going to kill him for using us but than he convinced Burter and Recoome that he was the good guy and that you and your friends needed to die because as long as you still alive we are just puppets, shadows of the real thing.”
“So your ambushing me because I might not be able to take all three of you but I can bring the hurt on all three of ya.”
“No No no wait wait. I don’t want to kill you I think that’s stupid. We’re all alive, we never knew about each other and we were real people before so I can’t see why they don’t think we are people now just some kind of freaks. I want you to help me get to Xugang kill him and then convince Recoome and Burter, the other Burter to just let it go because its not really going to change anything. But just to warn you we are most likely going to have to knock the shit out of them before they even consider listening to us. I tried to convince them myself but they said I am just a clone like them and I don’t understand anything.”
“Sooooooo why is that Turkey Hill on fire?”
“Oh well I didn’t know if you know where it was so I wanted to get your attention.”
“Ok then lets do this where are these guys at?”
“Wait seriously you don’t want to get your partners to help us?”
“Well they wouldn’t be any help until around 5 o clock tomorrow and plus you’re here and no Jeice has ever let me down before.”
Jeice flew on ahead leading Burter away from North City and towards Doctor Xugang’s Mountain hideout.
“Why is it that these evil scientist genius types always live in the most remote ass mountain hill fuck people places….. This place is almost as shitty as Knuckle.”
“Ehh it is secluded and he didn’t want anyone finding us, we have made a lot of enemies these last three years.”
“Oh you dick I’ve kill like 34 people who claimed I ruined their live and I had no fucking idea who they were. I mean I’ve never been to Kazakhstan, I couldn’t even find the damn place on a map but sure as shit some guy claimed I burnt down most of his village and killed his sister and wife. I’m not sure if they were the same person I didn’t ask before disemboweling him but I guess in retrospect I should thank you cause it was led to some fun stories” Burter smiled.
After a few more minutes of flying, Turrets rose up from the ground and sprayed hundred of bullets towards the warriors, it was very reminiscent of Luke and Wedge’s assault on the Death Star in Star Wars, which is the movie’s name not episode four A New Hope.
The martial arts masters bobbed and weaved like Mario with his feather cape; easily avoiding all the bullets that most likely would not have hurt anyone with a power level a fourth of theirs. When they reached the hideout Jeice blew open the door with a splitter ball.
“Hey do you know all of Jeice’s moves?”
“I know every single one of them Burter; every single one of them. Even our motor city machine gun double team moves.”
“HA this is going to be a breeze.”
Just then a giant monster with a lion’s head on a giraffe’s body with five snake heads where its tail should be chomped onto Burter’s arm.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?”
Jeice flew and focused kicked the monster in the neck, hoping to hit its throat but he wasn’t really sure where it was.
“It’s a chimera bloke, hes a genetic scientist member? He makes shit like this.”
“And you couldn’t figure out you ass hats were clones?”
“Hey he never made anything like us before, we are the cream of the crop baby.”
The monster stood up and let out a mighty Lion’s roar.
“Well it looks like this just a tad bit most interesting MATE. You know what….. I’m not so sure that your paying me enough for this kind of shit.”
To be continued when I have enough free time to write another long RP.
Word Count = 1514 Words
Two hours later after Ghostbusters Two had ended he couldn’t find anything to watch. He flipped and flipped until he could not flip no more, but flip on he did. Until something of interest caught his eyes. ON channel twenty eight, A&E, he saw a show named Dog the bounty hunter. This was the answer to Burter’s prayers. No longer would Burter need to sell lame machines and he wouldn’t have to ceift through countless newspapers like a common sim just to find a random job he never wants, that was just the least stinky turd of a job he could find.
He had three ready willing and able bounty hunters residing in his residence and since he could pawn this off to them as a type of training they would actually DO IT. So that was that, Burter spent what was left from his last pay check and took out articles in a North City newspaper, a south city newspaper, a West City newspaper, but not an East city newspaper as he currently lacked the funds and he didn’t have a fourth man to handle any business in that area.
Then sure enough four days later Burter received a message on his answering machine. It told him to meet his client for a briefing at a turkey hill parking lot in down town North City at 10 PM that very night. Jeice and Recoome had already gone out for the party to a party at Pat Kenny’s house since they never expected us to get any business. So, Burter left them a note and told them to listen to the message on the answering machine for more details if they wanted to tag along when they got home.
Now the location of the Ginyu special forces apparent is classified and I as a narrator, although omniscient and not at liberty to disclose that information. However, believe me it was a long long flight and Burter was tired when he got there and arrived a little late.
At 10:17 when Burter landed the turkey hill was in flames and he was surprised to find Jeice; he was looking a bit worn down from battle but one hundred percent sober.
“Jeice what is going on how did you beat me here…. I’m …. I AM THE FASTEST IN THE UNIVERSE but for realz what happened to our client.”
“I am the client ya dumb wanker.”
“uggggh what?”
“I was pretty surprised when I saw the pictures of you, me, and Recoome in the paper. But then I pieced it all together.”
“What the fuck are you talking about? You don’t smell drunk but like you must be, what the hell sippin n boy?”
“Bloody hell mate, I am not Jeice I am a clone of Jeice.”
……
“ha ha ha ha ha ha ha are you punking me or something? Is Ashton in the flaming Turkey Hill? OK OK OK fine I will bite go ahead you’re my client tell me my mission what do you want me to do?”
“I mean it I am a clone. I remember anything before three years ago. We have never met but I do know my Burter and my Recoome. We’ve been doing pretty much what you do now. You ever see the A Team that’s what we did except we did some real bad shit. Doctor Xugang was always selling our services to Warlord’s to clear resistance bunkers and to politicians quell riots. I think Xugang cloned our group from you yanks.”
“Alright alright let’s just say I believe you and someone got a hold of our D.N.A. and cloned us, which totally makes sense as we are the strongest fighters on this planets; then what do you want to hire me for? To kill Xugang? Cause killing is kind of my main skill I can’t do much else, I suppose I can subdue and you can take him and do what you want with him.”
“Well not exactly, I told Burter and Recoome my theory and they believed me to so we confronted doctor Xugang about the whole thing and…. He confirmed it. We were going to kill him for using us but than he convinced Burter and Recoome that he was the good guy and that you and your friends needed to die because as long as you still alive we are just puppets, shadows of the real thing.”
“So your ambushing me because I might not be able to take all three of you but I can bring the hurt on all three of ya.”
“No No no wait wait. I don’t want to kill you I think that’s stupid. We’re all alive, we never knew about each other and we were real people before so I can’t see why they don’t think we are people now just some kind of freaks. I want you to help me get to Xugang kill him and then convince Recoome and Burter, the other Burter to just let it go because its not really going to change anything. But just to warn you we are most likely going to have to knock the shit out of them before they even consider listening to us. I tried to convince them myself but they said I am just a clone like them and I don’t understand anything.”
“Sooooooo why is that Turkey Hill on fire?”
“Oh well I didn’t know if you know where it was so I wanted to get your attention.”
“Ok then lets do this where are these guys at?”
“Wait seriously you don’t want to get your partners to help us?”
“Well they wouldn’t be any help until around 5 o clock tomorrow and plus you’re here and no Jeice has ever let me down before.”
Jeice flew on ahead leading Burter away from North City and towards Doctor Xugang’s Mountain hideout.
“Why is it that these evil scientist genius types always live in the most remote ass mountain hill fuck people places….. This place is almost as shitty as Knuckle.”
“Ehh it is secluded and he didn’t want anyone finding us, we have made a lot of enemies these last three years.”
“Oh you dick I’ve kill like 34 people who claimed I ruined their live and I had no fucking idea who they were. I mean I’ve never been to Kazakhstan, I couldn’t even find the damn place on a map but sure as shit some guy claimed I burnt down most of his village and killed his sister and wife. I’m not sure if they were the same person I didn’t ask before disemboweling him but I guess in retrospect I should thank you cause it was led to some fun stories” Burter smiled.
After a few more minutes of flying, Turrets rose up from the ground and sprayed hundred of bullets towards the warriors, it was very reminiscent of Luke and Wedge’s assault on the Death Star in Star Wars, which is the movie’s name not episode four A New Hope.
The martial arts masters bobbed and weaved like Mario with his feather cape; easily avoiding all the bullets that most likely would not have hurt anyone with a power level a fourth of theirs. When they reached the hideout Jeice blew open the door with a splitter ball.
“Hey do you know all of Jeice’s moves?”
“I know every single one of them Burter; every single one of them. Even our motor city machine gun double team moves.”
“HA this is going to be a breeze.”
Just then a giant monster with a lion’s head on a giraffe’s body with five snake heads where its tail should be chomped onto Burter’s arm.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!?”
Jeice flew and focused kicked the monster in the neck, hoping to hit its throat but he wasn’t really sure where it was.
“It’s a chimera bloke, hes a genetic scientist member? He makes shit like this.”
“And you couldn’t figure out you ass hats were clones?”
“Hey he never made anything like us before, we are the cream of the crop baby.”
The monster stood up and let out a mighty Lion’s roar.
“Well it looks like this just a tad bit most interesting MATE. You know what….. I’m not so sure that your paying me enough for this kind of shit.”
To be continued when I have enough free time to write another long RP.
Word Count = 1514 Words