Post by Burter on Sept 25, 2010 0:49:14 GMT -5
“Attack Plan 4” yelled Burter and then he flew into the air. The chimera looked up as if distracted by him and inhaled deeply, it then opened its mouth ready to release a massive fire ball but just then Jeice ran towards the beast and drop kicked its knee cap causing it to fall to a knee. Burter flew down full force on the creature’s head crushing it and killing it instantly.
Blood dripped down in a steady stream from the open wound on Burter’s shoulder, it ran down his arm and when he cupped his hand it had filled with blood rather quickly.
“Jeice your about as strong as the real Jeice, maybe even more so, I’d say your around 700 power level right?”
“710 mate.”
“So how strong is my clone, is he as tough as I am or even stronger?”
“Well I’m not sure, he is one bad ass mother and hes stronger than I am but I’ve never really seen you go all out. I think it could probably go either way.”
“I would love to put the hurt on him for being the only other man as good looking on this fine planet as myself but I’ve used a good amount of my energy flying around for hours today and now with this wound…. I think it might be best to go back to North City and get some rest in a hotel. There is even a chance my Jeice and my Recoome come and lend us a helping hand tomorrow.”
“ha I thought you were the one who said there wouldn’t be any problems mate.”
“Yeah but I also was not properly information ABOUT THIS FUCKERS MONSTER COLLECTION”
“Touché mate. Perhaps your right a night of rest will be good on us.”
“God damn it you even talk like the real Jeice its annoying.”
The men flew back to North City along the way they eliminated many of the gun turrets with splitter balls leaving some craters in there wake that they hoped would make it easier to find the base in the future. By the time they reached a hotel Burter had lost so much blood he was just about ready to pass out, he crawled in the bed and went off to dream land.
In his dream he watched the Ginyu special forces vs. their clones the Burter special forces. (Each side had its own Jeice) their frightful powers clashed destroying all of North City killing hundreds of thousands of people. But as the fight progressed he lost track of who was who and so did the fighters they all ended up turning against their own teammates who they believed were the enemy. After a long battle the last two warriors were a Burter and a Recoome. The men went blow for blow until Burter gained the advantage by kicking Recoome in the tally whacker. Burter grabbed Recoome’s head and snapped his neck. Then the doppelganger Burter on the battlefield looked right into Burter’s eyes. Suddenly the battlefield was gone and Burter found himself looking only into a mirror.
“AHHHHHH” screamed Burter as he sat up, now wide awake and covered in a cold sweat.
Jeice who had been up for hours and was now enjoying lunch just looked at Burter, he had an unsure look on his face, perhaps he was thinking he had made a mistake hiring Burter for this job. Burter stood up and went to the mirror, he looked himself over and he seemed to be alright, even his arm wound didn’t look too bad.
“Is somethin buggin ya mate?” Jeice inquired
“No I just, I just had a bad dream that’s all. Lets go finish this, I’ll feel a lot better once this mission is over.”
Burter and Jeice stepped outside the hotel. Burter eyes searched around the familiar environment, it looked just as it had the night before, the streets were crowded with the local populous, and there were no signs that any battles had taken place recently.
Just then there was a loud crash. It seemed the brakes of a tracker trailer had gone out and it couldn’t stop, it cascaded forward crushing any smaller cars that got in its way.
“Hey are ya coming?” Jeice questioned as he flew off towards Doctor Xugang’s lair.
Burter sprang into action flying as fast as he could to cut off the tracker trailer. He lunched a splitter ball into the wheels to pop some of its tires but it only resulted in flipping the truck on its side. This did however slow it down enough for Burter to get in front of it. He hit the side of the trailer as hard as he could, like a football sled. He kept pumping his feet but the trailer still kept coming. Eventually it came to a halt. Burter was now sweating profusely; he starred at Jeice who was just floating there watching him.
“What the heck did you go and do that for mate? Ya done gone and used up all your energy.”
“Well I had to do something or more people would have died.”
“What do you care? I didn’t know you were such a goody two shoes.”
“Well I’m not the nicest guy in the world but I’m the only one here who could have done anything to stop it, if I didn’t who would?”
“You’re a strange one mate.”
Then a crowd of people sprang up around the blue hero and it seemed everyone in the whole city was there and was cheering for him. This was very strange as the average human usually either ignored any bright blue skinned aliens they passed or hated him and shouted obscenities.
“Thank you mister” said a little boy who came up and hugged his leg.
“Alright then that’s a step too far let go of me right now before I confiscate your arms so you can never hug again.” The boy let go and Burter took to the sky, and flew off towards Doctor Xugang’s base.
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Blood dripped down in a steady stream from the open wound on Burter’s shoulder, it ran down his arm and when he cupped his hand it had filled with blood rather quickly.
“Jeice your about as strong as the real Jeice, maybe even more so, I’d say your around 700 power level right?”
“710 mate.”
“So how strong is my clone, is he as tough as I am or even stronger?”
“Well I’m not sure, he is one bad ass mother and hes stronger than I am but I’ve never really seen you go all out. I think it could probably go either way.”
“I would love to put the hurt on him for being the only other man as good looking on this fine planet as myself but I’ve used a good amount of my energy flying around for hours today and now with this wound…. I think it might be best to go back to North City and get some rest in a hotel. There is even a chance my Jeice and my Recoome come and lend us a helping hand tomorrow.”
“ha I thought you were the one who said there wouldn’t be any problems mate.”
“Yeah but I also was not properly information ABOUT THIS FUCKERS MONSTER COLLECTION”
“Touché mate. Perhaps your right a night of rest will be good on us.”
“God damn it you even talk like the real Jeice its annoying.”
The men flew back to North City along the way they eliminated many of the gun turrets with splitter balls leaving some craters in there wake that they hoped would make it easier to find the base in the future. By the time they reached a hotel Burter had lost so much blood he was just about ready to pass out, he crawled in the bed and went off to dream land.
In his dream he watched the Ginyu special forces vs. their clones the Burter special forces. (Each side had its own Jeice) their frightful powers clashed destroying all of North City killing hundreds of thousands of people. But as the fight progressed he lost track of who was who and so did the fighters they all ended up turning against their own teammates who they believed were the enemy. After a long battle the last two warriors were a Burter and a Recoome. The men went blow for blow until Burter gained the advantage by kicking Recoome in the tally whacker. Burter grabbed Recoome’s head and snapped his neck. Then the doppelganger Burter on the battlefield looked right into Burter’s eyes. Suddenly the battlefield was gone and Burter found himself looking only into a mirror.
“AHHHHHH” screamed Burter as he sat up, now wide awake and covered in a cold sweat.
Jeice who had been up for hours and was now enjoying lunch just looked at Burter, he had an unsure look on his face, perhaps he was thinking he had made a mistake hiring Burter for this job. Burter stood up and went to the mirror, he looked himself over and he seemed to be alright, even his arm wound didn’t look too bad.
“Is somethin buggin ya mate?” Jeice inquired
“No I just, I just had a bad dream that’s all. Lets go finish this, I’ll feel a lot better once this mission is over.”
Burter and Jeice stepped outside the hotel. Burter eyes searched around the familiar environment, it looked just as it had the night before, the streets were crowded with the local populous, and there were no signs that any battles had taken place recently.
Just then there was a loud crash. It seemed the brakes of a tracker trailer had gone out and it couldn’t stop, it cascaded forward crushing any smaller cars that got in its way.
“Hey are ya coming?” Jeice questioned as he flew off towards Doctor Xugang’s lair.
Burter sprang into action flying as fast as he could to cut off the tracker trailer. He lunched a splitter ball into the wheels to pop some of its tires but it only resulted in flipping the truck on its side. This did however slow it down enough for Burter to get in front of it. He hit the side of the trailer as hard as he could, like a football sled. He kept pumping his feet but the trailer still kept coming. Eventually it came to a halt. Burter was now sweating profusely; he starred at Jeice who was just floating there watching him.
“What the heck did you go and do that for mate? Ya done gone and used up all your energy.”
“Well I had to do something or more people would have died.”
“What do you care? I didn’t know you were such a goody two shoes.”
“Well I’m not the nicest guy in the world but I’m the only one here who could have done anything to stop it, if I didn’t who would?”
“You’re a strange one mate.”
Then a crowd of people sprang up around the blue hero and it seemed everyone in the whole city was there and was cheering for him. This was very strange as the average human usually either ignored any bright blue skinned aliens they passed or hated him and shouted obscenities.
“Thank you mister” said a little boy who came up and hugged his leg.
“Alright then that’s a step too far let go of me right now before I confiscate your arms so you can never hug again.” The boy let go and Burter took to the sky, and flew off towards Doctor Xugang’s base.
Word Count = 1009