Post by Burter on Oct 17, 2010 22:33:33 GMT -5
“What the hell is taking you two so long?” questioned the Blue flash more commonly known as Burter.
“Ah mate shut your bitch trap, we have not seen ya in weeks and we weren’t exactly ready to go out on a mission wit ya today.”
“Hey boss, its good to have you back boss” stated Recoome
“what the fuck Recoome your supposed to be getting ready why the fuck are you naked?”“Well it was really really hot in my room boss and”“NO NO no just just get dressed we are going to be fighting a lot of tough opponents today, I just hope you guys have been keeping up with your training.”
“Nah mate we ain’t been training to much, we spent are time much more wisely whiles you were away.”
“What could you have been doing that was soooo important Jeice?”
“You’ll see when the time comes.”
“Alright hurry up and meet me out front in ten minutes, DO NOT BE LATE EVERY SECOND COUNTS.” Burter spelled out his point emphatically.He went to his room and changed into a fresh suit of Ginyu armor to replace his old uniform that had been worn down to tatters and went out front to wait for the rest of his team. Eight minutes later Jeice and Recoome mate their way out the front door looking surprisingly ready for combat.
“Alright boys the destination is Baba’s Palace, I know I’ve gotten really fast but try and keep up.” Burter took out into the air and then looked down at Jeice and Recoome who were starring at his as if he had a giant black cock for a head….. Pretty much they were looking at him as if they had no idea what the fuck he was or what he was doing.
“Mate flying by yourself is so September, let me show you how the Ginyu force does it now a days.”
“THE TIME HAS COOOOOOOME” Screamed Recoome
“Ginyuuu zords ASSEMBLE!” Screamed Jeice in his loud rock star pitch.
Then a mountain range that could be seen in the distance opened up and giant robots in the shape of a kitty, a gazelle, and a giraffe started running towards the Ginyu Special Forces compound.
“These are our babies mate and they are what we spend our time building while you were away.”
“Building…. Really?” questioned Burter.
“Well alright we may have forced some people to give us the parts and construct them for us but well we did one hell of a job managing their construction.” Jeice chuckled to himself.
“I don’t have any time to red the manual for one of these things so just give me the gist of it….. Oh and I better be the fucking giraffe or I will go Anderson Silva on all your candy asses.”
Jeice explained how to control the Ginyu zords to Burter then the three men set out for Baba’s Palace which laid far far to the West of their Base in East City. Deep in the heart of the white desert. And believe it or not the zords could not fly and had a major major problem crossing the ocean that laid between the Ginyu force and their destination, so the three men got out of their zords, picked them up, and flew across the ocean. Then upon landing Jeice and Recoome insisted they get back in and continue their caravan towards Baba’s Palace.
The trip ending up taking much much longer with the Ginyu zords than it would have taken by simply flying there and Recoome stopping every 15 minutes to take a dump did not help speed things up much either (although he could not be blamed for it because when he ate all those spicy tacos last night he had no knowledge they would be taking a long important trip today.) When the Ginyu force was still a good hundred and twenty miles away from Baba’s Palace each of the Ginyu Zords stopped….. They had run out of gas.
“What the bloody hell is the problem with these things mate.”
“Damnit Jeice there out of gas, what a waste of time.”
“But this never happened to the power rangers.” Blurted out a somewhat disappointed Recoome.
“That’s because the shit stain power rangers never fought one god damn battle outside of Angel Groove, meaning they did not take their zords half way across the globe when they were perfectly capable of flying there like us, or teleporting there like they could easily do.” Screamed an infuriated Burter.
“Ahhh well no use crying over spilt milk now is there buds, let just get out and fly it.”
Burter’s eye sent the message that he wanted to stick one of his feet up each of their asses and run the last 120 miles to Baba’s Palace but he kept his cool, mainly because he didn’t want to get shit on his Nike’s.
Then Ginyu force took out towards Baba’s Palace, Burter lead far far out in front to get away from the two men who assured chip years and years of his life when he dies of a heart attack from being pissed of at them one day. And one short wait in line later the men entered Baba’s Palace, none of them had ever been there before but if what Kami had told Burter held any truth to it at all, then the three synchronized space warriors would be in for one hell of a day.
A ghost greeted the fighters and asked “Good morning today fine sirs, will you be paying in cash for Fortune Teller Baba’s service or will you be taking the battle challenge today?”“I think we will be taking the battle challenge this time.” a confident Jeice let out with a smile.
The ghost giggled and said “right this way gentlemen.”The Ginyu Force was lead outside of the greeting room and into a small circular arena surround by water with four bridges each leading to four other buildings in each direction.
A small Newt looking woman floated over to the men on a crystal ball….
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“Ah mate shut your bitch trap, we have not seen ya in weeks and we weren’t exactly ready to go out on a mission wit ya today.”
“Hey boss, its good to have you back boss” stated Recoome
“what the fuck Recoome your supposed to be getting ready why the fuck are you naked?”“Well it was really really hot in my room boss and”“NO NO no just just get dressed we are going to be fighting a lot of tough opponents today, I just hope you guys have been keeping up with your training.”
“Nah mate we ain’t been training to much, we spent are time much more wisely whiles you were away.”
“What could you have been doing that was soooo important Jeice?”
“You’ll see when the time comes.”
“Alright hurry up and meet me out front in ten minutes, DO NOT BE LATE EVERY SECOND COUNTS.” Burter spelled out his point emphatically.He went to his room and changed into a fresh suit of Ginyu armor to replace his old uniform that had been worn down to tatters and went out front to wait for the rest of his team. Eight minutes later Jeice and Recoome mate their way out the front door looking surprisingly ready for combat.
“Alright boys the destination is Baba’s Palace, I know I’ve gotten really fast but try and keep up.” Burter took out into the air and then looked down at Jeice and Recoome who were starring at his as if he had a giant black cock for a head….. Pretty much they were looking at him as if they had no idea what the fuck he was or what he was doing.
“Mate flying by yourself is so September, let me show you how the Ginyu force does it now a days.”
“THE TIME HAS COOOOOOOME” Screamed Recoome
“Ginyuuu zords ASSEMBLE!” Screamed Jeice in his loud rock star pitch.
Then a mountain range that could be seen in the distance opened up and giant robots in the shape of a kitty, a gazelle, and a giraffe started running towards the Ginyu Special Forces compound.
“These are our babies mate and they are what we spend our time building while you were away.”
“Building…. Really?” questioned Burter.
“Well alright we may have forced some people to give us the parts and construct them for us but well we did one hell of a job managing their construction.” Jeice chuckled to himself.
“I don’t have any time to red the manual for one of these things so just give me the gist of it….. Oh and I better be the fucking giraffe or I will go Anderson Silva on all your candy asses.”
Jeice explained how to control the Ginyu zords to Burter then the three men set out for Baba’s Palace which laid far far to the West of their Base in East City. Deep in the heart of the white desert. And believe it or not the zords could not fly and had a major major problem crossing the ocean that laid between the Ginyu force and their destination, so the three men got out of their zords, picked them up, and flew across the ocean. Then upon landing Jeice and Recoome insisted they get back in and continue their caravan towards Baba’s Palace.
The trip ending up taking much much longer with the Ginyu zords than it would have taken by simply flying there and Recoome stopping every 15 minutes to take a dump did not help speed things up much either (although he could not be blamed for it because when he ate all those spicy tacos last night he had no knowledge they would be taking a long important trip today.) When the Ginyu force was still a good hundred and twenty miles away from Baba’s Palace each of the Ginyu Zords stopped….. They had run out of gas.
“What the bloody hell is the problem with these things mate.”
“Damnit Jeice there out of gas, what a waste of time.”
“But this never happened to the power rangers.” Blurted out a somewhat disappointed Recoome.
“That’s because the shit stain power rangers never fought one god damn battle outside of Angel Groove, meaning they did not take their zords half way across the globe when they were perfectly capable of flying there like us, or teleporting there like they could easily do.” Screamed an infuriated Burter.
“Ahhh well no use crying over spilt milk now is there buds, let just get out and fly it.”
Burter’s eye sent the message that he wanted to stick one of his feet up each of their asses and run the last 120 miles to Baba’s Palace but he kept his cool, mainly because he didn’t want to get shit on his Nike’s.
Then Ginyu force took out towards Baba’s Palace, Burter lead far far out in front to get away from the two men who assured chip years and years of his life when he dies of a heart attack from being pissed of at them one day. And one short wait in line later the men entered Baba’s Palace, none of them had ever been there before but if what Kami had told Burter held any truth to it at all, then the three synchronized space warriors would be in for one hell of a day.
A ghost greeted the fighters and asked “Good morning today fine sirs, will you be paying in cash for Fortune Teller Baba’s service or will you be taking the battle challenge today?”“I think we will be taking the battle challenge this time.” a confident Jeice let out with a smile.
The ghost giggled and said “right this way gentlemen.”The Ginyu Force was lead outside of the greeting room and into a small circular arena surround by water with four bridges each leading to four other buildings in each direction.
A small Newt looking woman floated over to the men on a crystal ball….
Word Count = 1,021