Post by Turles on Dec 8, 2008 21:45:55 GMT -5
A ki blast flew out of the man's palm and into the computer moniter.
Son of a bitch Vegeta!
Against all my better judgement I'll take the bait. What Nappa?
According to this test I have the IQ of a 3 year old Vegeta. I've got an IQ of at least three times that!
Which, three times the IQ of a three year old, or three times three?
Of course Vegeta. Hey, this being Turles' house and all, where is he?
Here I am, see I was training as someone out of the group needs to. JUST KIDDING DON'T HURT ME!!
So...anything ya know special happen?
Well, yes actually, I'll tell you the story if you promise not to speak like that every again, it was creepy.
Promised.
So I was totally ramming this chick ri-
BULLSHIT! Anything real happen?
Well, yeah, ummm. I was training, as I said, and as group of misplaced aliens wearing dorky ass suits came up. They were all red, with round faces. And they were all short and fat and the such. They were, naturally trying to just sneak by me and avoid confrontation, but I'm smarter than that and I dropped the thrid grader that I was beating and challenged them straight up to a fight. 4 on 1. They accepted and actually had a quite marvelous mastery of ki.
Wait Turles, did you just say marvelous?
Yes Nappa he did, now shut up I would like to hear about his story.
I easily took out the first one with my patented 'So I hear you liek Mudkipz?' and as soon as I pulled out the Mudkip doll one grabbed it and fucked the thing until he died from exhaustion. It was pretty fucked up ya know?
Yes I do Turles.
That was a rhetorical question Nappa, it needed no response. Anyways the second one was a little tougher. He stepped up to the "plate" and took of the long robe he was wearing. Underneath wasn't that impressive as he was all flabby and what not. They called this one "Gundy". He charged at me and threw a punch straight for my gut, I let it hit, just to get a better idea of how strong this guy was. The punch sent me flying backwards until I caught myself in the air and hurled a few ki blasts towards the fool. He dogded three of them with amazing speed for his size, but the fourth was aimed way too carefully and this time it was he who went flying. I then pounced on top of him and pummeled him to death. The third stepped up and removed his robe, underneath was a scrawny skeleton of an alien. They called this one "Andrew". I he threw a few easily stopped punches my way, ya know to get me comfortable. Don't respond Nappa. But then he launched an extremely powerful splitter wave at me, and I naturally could not dogde it, that shit hurt but I recovered quickly and chucked a splitter ball right back at the fool. Killing him. I sent a few ki blasts at the remaining alien who easily back flipped around them, this guy was fast. So he started dancing around me and I started throwing random punches. He thankfully was only fast, and very retarded. I believe they called him "Downs". He jumped right in front of my fist knocking himself out cold, and he was lucky I was feeling quite quaint and forgiving. I let him go.
Turles I believe those were the ambassadors to Earth from some random unbelievably named planet. So naturally no problem, fuck Earth.
HEY Turles! I found your dead guy, and on the advice of Lenin i ate him after he was prepared deliciously.
You are seriously fucked up there Nappa.
Actually sir, I prepared a rock that you were gnawing on. Pardon the confusion.
Confusion pardoned Lenin my good man. Have a cookie?
Oh joy. I will be over here if you need anything sir. But please try and solve it yourself first.
Or course I willn't Lenin. You know that.
Agreed. Just trying to make my life easier sir.
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Son of a bitch Vegeta!
Against all my better judgement I'll take the bait. What Nappa?
According to this test I have the IQ of a 3 year old Vegeta. I've got an IQ of at least three times that!
Which, three times the IQ of a three year old, or three times three?
Of course Vegeta. Hey, this being Turles' house and all, where is he?
Here I am, see I was training as someone out of the group needs to. JUST KIDDING DON'T HURT ME!!
So...anything ya know special happen?
Well, yes actually, I'll tell you the story if you promise not to speak like that every again, it was creepy.
Promised.
So I was totally ramming this chick ri-
BULLSHIT! Anything real happen?
Well, yeah, ummm. I was training, as I said, and as group of misplaced aliens wearing dorky ass suits came up. They were all red, with round faces. And they were all short and fat and the such. They were, naturally trying to just sneak by me and avoid confrontation, but I'm smarter than that and I dropped the thrid grader that I was beating and challenged them straight up to a fight. 4 on 1. They accepted and actually had a quite marvelous mastery of ki.
Wait Turles, did you just say marvelous?
Yes Nappa he did, now shut up I would like to hear about his story.
I easily took out the first one with my patented 'So I hear you liek Mudkipz?' and as soon as I pulled out the Mudkip doll one grabbed it and fucked the thing until he died from exhaustion. It was pretty fucked up ya know?
Yes I do Turles.
That was a rhetorical question Nappa, it needed no response. Anyways the second one was a little tougher. He stepped up to the "plate" and took of the long robe he was wearing. Underneath wasn't that impressive as he was all flabby and what not. They called this one "Gundy". He charged at me and threw a punch straight for my gut, I let it hit, just to get a better idea of how strong this guy was. The punch sent me flying backwards until I caught myself in the air and hurled a few ki blasts towards the fool. He dogded three of them with amazing speed for his size, but the fourth was aimed way too carefully and this time it was he who went flying. I then pounced on top of him and pummeled him to death. The third stepped up and removed his robe, underneath was a scrawny skeleton of an alien. They called this one "Andrew". I he threw a few easily stopped punches my way, ya know to get me comfortable. Don't respond Nappa. But then he launched an extremely powerful splitter wave at me, and I naturally could not dogde it, that shit hurt but I recovered quickly and chucked a splitter ball right back at the fool. Killing him. I sent a few ki blasts at the remaining alien who easily back flipped around them, this guy was fast. So he started dancing around me and I started throwing random punches. He thankfully was only fast, and very retarded. I believe they called him "Downs". He jumped right in front of my fist knocking himself out cold, and he was lucky I was feeling quite quaint and forgiving. I let him go.
Turles I believe those were the ambassadors to Earth from some random unbelievably named planet. So naturally no problem, fuck Earth.
HEY Turles! I found your dead guy, and on the advice of Lenin i ate him after he was prepared deliciously.
You are seriously fucked up there Nappa.
Actually sir, I prepared a rock that you were gnawing on. Pardon the confusion.
Confusion pardoned Lenin my good man. Have a cookie?
Oh joy. I will be over here if you need anything sir. But please try and solve it yourself first.
Or course I willn't Lenin. You know that.
Agreed. Just trying to make my life easier sir.
Word Count: 698