Post by Tien on Dec 9, 2008 23:15:44 GMT -5
Tien has had his final exams all week which means writing tiny 250 word rps for his favorite super Mario RPG website has been increasingly difficult for him to get done. However he has only one more day of exams, the downside is he has been up for 37 hours already and does not plan on sleeping before his final two exams in the morning so he plans to study all night long…..
Tien woke up at ten o clock, drove to school and did extremely well on his exams. After they were over he intended to go right home to bed but he did not feel tired anymore and as soon as he walked into his front door Freiza called him. To go to the bishop O’Reilly basketball game. Tien didn’t think about why they were playing at 2 in the afternoon but didn’t question freiza’s omnipotent knowledge of sporting events.
Upon their arrival they saw there pal John Moses being attacked by birds. Freiza ran over to him and scared the birds away with his ugly face and hairy balls. John, Freiza and Tien followed the birds back to there nest in an 80 year old woman’s hair who was sitting in the stands of the game.
John Moses fell over laughing hysterically then melted into a pool of acid on the floor at that point Freiza was freaking out, then one of the bird grew giant size and ate his head, Tien didn’t know what to do he watched the bird shrink down to normal size and land back on the old lad’s head.
The ole lady then turned into Freiza’s mom got naked and tried to seduce Tien. Tien started to run away but stepped in John’s puddle which was now apparently glue just then John’s head popped out of the puddle and he said “I got you now frost cock”
Tien watched in horror as Freiza’s big giggly mom slowly ran over to him like an episode of Baywatch then proceeded to belly flop on him. Just then Tien awoke from his sleep and only had 3 hours before his exam started.
“That was friggen weird” he said as he picked up his flash cards and began to study history…. He felt flash card were the most effective way to learn the material.
Word Count = 387
Tien woke up at ten o clock, drove to school and did extremely well on his exams. After they were over he intended to go right home to bed but he did not feel tired anymore and as soon as he walked into his front door Freiza called him. To go to the bishop O’Reilly basketball game. Tien didn’t think about why they were playing at 2 in the afternoon but didn’t question freiza’s omnipotent knowledge of sporting events.
Upon their arrival they saw there pal John Moses being attacked by birds. Freiza ran over to him and scared the birds away with his ugly face and hairy balls. John, Freiza and Tien followed the birds back to there nest in an 80 year old woman’s hair who was sitting in the stands of the game.
John Moses fell over laughing hysterically then melted into a pool of acid on the floor at that point Freiza was freaking out, then one of the bird grew giant size and ate his head, Tien didn’t know what to do he watched the bird shrink down to normal size and land back on the old lad’s head.
The ole lady then turned into Freiza’s mom got naked and tried to seduce Tien. Tien started to run away but stepped in John’s puddle which was now apparently glue just then John’s head popped out of the puddle and he said “I got you now frost cock”
Tien watched in horror as Freiza’s big giggly mom slowly ran over to him like an episode of Baywatch then proceeded to belly flop on him. Just then Tien awoke from his sleep and only had 3 hours before his exam started.
“That was friggen weird” he said as he picked up his flash cards and began to study history…. He felt flash card were the most effective way to learn the material.
Word Count = 387