Post by Turles on Dec 10, 2008 22:55:12 GMT -5
CHAPOW! KAZINGY! SHOCKER TO THE CLIT! DEFLECTOR SHIELD!
Were all things that Broly liked to yell whilst getting intimate with his love interests. With the exception of deflector shield which is actually a very painful procedure that happened to him once.
Anyways and on a related note;
HEY VEGETA!...VEGETA...vegeta?
Nappa, he is sick, I just told you that a minute ago, literally. It would be great if you remembered things that long. Anyways get Lenin, its time for an adventure.
Hey Lenin, fetch, I mean come on we're going on an Adventure And yes Nappa said this last bit with a wonderful hand flourish.
The "Dynamic Duo" left the bedridden fag, I mean Vegeta, and flew to the nearest city, West City. Once there they did all the cool things two massive alien dudes in weird armor can do such as: make silly faces whilst riding a roller coaster for the picture; holding up stores for all their money, then using said money bought everything in the store (including materials for a "Get Well" card for Vegeta's vaginitis), then killing the store clerk for fun; they even let their soft sides show by going into the hospital and killing every convicted felon and bandit. Honored by their heroism defeating the evil-doers all the police in the town game and offered them their guns, at a distance and with the barrels aimed at the saiyans. Honored at these gifts the saiyans gave back some of their own, about twice as many ki blasts as times I've been laid. So since they didn't shoot any ki blasts at the po-po they flew off into Never Never land to continue the day of fun. BUT, to their displeasure Never Never Land doesn't fucking exist, so they instead stopped by and picked up some party favors (beer for the men and Vodka for Vegeta). Nothing else quite feels like a cold Old Milwaukee being downed, followed by a lot more.
Hey Turles, won't Vegeta be happy when we bring him this. Nappa said while pulling out some of that Smirnov Triple Distilled stuff.
Yes, yes he will? Anyways where is Lenin?
We left him with all the beer and card supplies, but anyways let's go to somewhere else fun...like a CARNIVAL!!
For the last time in this ten minutes we are not going to the carnival. It has scary fucking clowns and shit.
So the two warriors were off towards the closest carnival: it was run by ICP. Needless to say some stupid fucked up shit was happening, so they killed every member. Sure a few good songs are good, but not enough they needed to be purged. After the purging they took some mouth wash and killed the rest of ICP.
Hey Turles why did we throw up, I'm hungry.
Me too Nappa that was a stupid idea, why did you come up with it?
I didn't the ICP did Turles.
Of course they did Nappa. We shall just sit here and have a mind fight while we wait for Lenin to come with refreshments. Whatdya say?
Sure?
If you have never seen to saiyans mind fight, it is quite an exqusite treat. Both sit perfectly still, not saying a word or making a sound. This is likely the only time you will see one NOT doing these things?
I WIN TURLES! You suck.
Yeah, if by suck you mean I drive trains into schools full of small children then yeah, I suck. Anyways you forfeit because Lenin was feeding you. I win, like normal?
Oh right. LENIN FEED ME!
I was trying to sir, now please be quiet so I can continue.
The couple ate as voraciously as a couple of saiyans who just purged, slaughtered a mediocre band, and mind fought each other. (I wonder why?) After the meal it was time for little Johnny (a shot rang out) to head back to Vegeta with the spoils of victory.
HEY VEGETA!
What you bald son-ova-bitch? I was sleeping.
We brought you spoiled victory. I read so above.
Actually Nappa you can't read. It says spoils of victory. What Nappa is trying to say is that we got you Vodka and a get well soon card. Here.
Wow, thanks guys..this...this means a lot. And he broke out crying.
Ahh I see we have misjudged your illness. We thought you had some temporary vaginitis or sand in the vag, when really you have way to much estrogen in you system?
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Were all things that Broly liked to yell whilst getting intimate with his love interests. With the exception of deflector shield which is actually a very painful procedure that happened to him once.
Anyways and on a related note;
HEY VEGETA!...VEGETA...vegeta?
Nappa, he is sick, I just told you that a minute ago, literally. It would be great if you remembered things that long. Anyways get Lenin, its time for an adventure.
Hey Lenin, fetch, I mean come on we're going on an Adventure And yes Nappa said this last bit with a wonderful hand flourish.
The "Dynamic Duo" left the bedridden fag, I mean Vegeta, and flew to the nearest city, West City. Once there they did all the cool things two massive alien dudes in weird armor can do such as: make silly faces whilst riding a roller coaster for the picture; holding up stores for all their money, then using said money bought everything in the store (including materials for a "Get Well" card for Vegeta's vaginitis), then killing the store clerk for fun; they even let their soft sides show by going into the hospital and killing every convicted felon and bandit. Honored by their heroism defeating the evil-doers all the police in the town game and offered them their guns, at a distance and with the barrels aimed at the saiyans. Honored at these gifts the saiyans gave back some of their own, about twice as many ki blasts as times I've been laid. So since they didn't shoot any ki blasts at the po-po they flew off into Never Never land to continue the day of fun. BUT, to their displeasure Never Never Land doesn't fucking exist, so they instead stopped by and picked up some party favors (beer for the men and Vodka for Vegeta). Nothing else quite feels like a cold Old Milwaukee being downed, followed by a lot more.
Hey Turles, won't Vegeta be happy when we bring him this. Nappa said while pulling out some of that Smirnov Triple Distilled stuff.
Yes, yes he will? Anyways where is Lenin?
We left him with all the beer and card supplies, but anyways let's go to somewhere else fun...like a CARNIVAL!!
For the last time in this ten minutes we are not going to the carnival. It has scary fucking clowns and shit.
So the two warriors were off towards the closest carnival: it was run by ICP. Needless to say some stupid fucked up shit was happening, so they killed every member. Sure a few good songs are good, but not enough they needed to be purged. After the purging they took some mouth wash and killed the rest of ICP.
Hey Turles why did we throw up, I'm hungry.
Me too Nappa that was a stupid idea, why did you come up with it?
I didn't the ICP did Turles.
Of course they did Nappa. We shall just sit here and have a mind fight while we wait for Lenin to come with refreshments. Whatdya say?
Sure?
If you have never seen to saiyans mind fight, it is quite an exqusite treat. Both sit perfectly still, not saying a word or making a sound. This is likely the only time you will see one NOT doing these things?
I WIN TURLES! You suck.
Yeah, if by suck you mean I drive trains into schools full of small children then yeah, I suck. Anyways you forfeit because Lenin was feeding you. I win, like normal?
Oh right. LENIN FEED ME!
I was trying to sir, now please be quiet so I can continue.
The couple ate as voraciously as a couple of saiyans who just purged, slaughtered a mediocre band, and mind fought each other. (I wonder why?) After the meal it was time for little Johnny (a shot rang out) to head back to Vegeta with the spoils of victory.
HEY VEGETA!
What you bald son-ova-bitch? I was sleeping.
We brought you spoiled victory. I read so above.
Actually Nappa you can't read. It says spoils of victory. What Nappa is trying to say is that we got you Vodka and a get well soon card. Here.
Wow, thanks guys..this...this means a lot. And he broke out crying.
Ahh I see we have misjudged your illness. We thought you had some temporary vaginitis or sand in the vag, when really you have way to much estrogen in you system?
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