Post by Frieza on Dec 3, 2008 10:57:10 GMT -5
Frieza was sitting in his room watching the television when he realized he was bored. Sick of watching old episodes of the Twilight Zone, Frieza shoots off a ki blast towards the picture box in frustration. “I need to get out more man” thought Frieza to himself. “Just sitting at home doing nothing is really taking its toll on me.” Out of nowhere, and with the same amount of surprise that Kobe Bryant had when that white girl from Denver accused him of rape, Frieza was hit with an idea on what to do to ease his boredom. Dashing to his phone he calls up Tien and asks him to join him on this outrageous mission.
Fifteen minutes later Tien shows up at Frieza’s house, ready to embark on this mission with Frieza. “Hey no hard feelings about the whole doing you in the butt during our spar right?” Frieza kicks Tien in the balls with a focused kick. “I friggen hate you for that but now is not the time to argue. We must do this or else I’ll be bored forever.” Grabbing his balls in pain, Tien agrees with Frieza. They both turn and put on their suits and sunglasses and run off in the most efficient way to possible, hands not clenched pumping their arms in a swift, fluent motion.
Running to the official offices of the youtube internet money collection center of theoretical dollars, Frieza and Tien stumble upon the gold mine which they were searching for. They grab such characters as: Chocolate Rain Guy , Numa Numa Kid, Star Wars Kid, Dramatic Look Gopher, Crying Faggy Britney Spears Fan, Tron Guy, Chinese Backstreet Boys, and Afro Ninja. They also attempt to grab laughing baby too but he annoys them so much they leave it there and ki blast the building hoping no one ever has to hear that god awful laugh again. With their newly captured prisoners, they set off to a remote location to take the next step on their devious master plan.
“Hey Frieza!”
“WHAT TIEN?”
“How come you get to carry the four skinniest ones and I’m stuck with the five fattest?”
“Because you raped me in our last spar asshole!”
“Oh yeah. Never mind then.”
Arriving at their location, they sit the nine internet sensations down on the ground. “I bet your all wondering why we brought you?” said Frieza. “Well we have quite a surprise for you.” “Leave us alone. We’re all humans! Why don’t realize is we are making you all this money and you only do mean things to us.” “Shut up Faggy Crying Britney Spears Fan. God your annoying!” Tien fires a ki blast at him.
“Oh well, we would have had uneven teams anyway. That’s right the reason why we brought you here is because Tien and I….. Are really bored. Anyway the other night we saw this kick ass show on Sci-Fi and we are going to re-enact it now. This game is called Chase. Its phenomenal and you bitches get to be our pawns in it.”
After explaining the rules of the game to the participants, Tien and Frieza start the game looking spiffy in those suits of theirs, they start talking about who they think will win. After much arguing, they come to the conclusion that Afro Ninja will win because he is the most awesome of the non-fat people. After giving them some time to start, Tien and Frieza run off to capture their prey. Even after the half hour head start, Numa Numa Kid, Star Wars Kid, and Tron guy had only made it about seventeen feet from the starting point and the Dramatic Look Gopher hadn’t stopped looking at them, dramatically of course. Tagging them, and thereby eliminating them, Frieza and Tien then put them in the elimination cage they brought for easier disposal afterwards.
Walking further into their life sized game board they stumble across the bodies of Chinese Backstreet Boys.
“What the hell happened to them?”
“I don’t know Tien. I don’t really care either. Tag them so they are out.”
“Not so fast… Bitches.”
“What the heck? Chocolate Rain Guy? What are you doing? I thought we told you the rules. Your going to lose now.”
“Wow, Tien. And I thought you were stupid. But this guy just destroys your lack of intelligence.”
A load of ninja star gets thrown from behind Tien and Frieza, missing them and they move their heads to avoid them, and hit Chocolate Rain Guy in the face. “Dude, your retarded Afro Ninja. We could sense you behind us.” And with that, the evil duo attack the Ninja and kill him. “You get these two and I’ll get the backstreet guys, Frieza.”
And after their long day of running around to set up the game, Frieza and Tien go back to Frieza’s house to watch a rerun of last night’s CHA$E episode.
“Hey, Tien, don’t you feel like we forgot something?”
“Like what?”
“Holy shit we forgot to tag Crying Faggy Britney Spears fan!”
“NO! Your right. Does that mean he wins even though he died?”
“Yeah dude, he won.”
“I HATE MY LIFE!”
“Me too….. Lets just get high.”
“Alright I’m fine with that.”
Word Count: 873 or so
Fifteen minutes later Tien shows up at Frieza’s house, ready to embark on this mission with Frieza. “Hey no hard feelings about the whole doing you in the butt during our spar right?” Frieza kicks Tien in the balls with a focused kick. “I friggen hate you for that but now is not the time to argue. We must do this or else I’ll be bored forever.” Grabbing his balls in pain, Tien agrees with Frieza. They both turn and put on their suits and sunglasses and run off in the most efficient way to possible, hands not clenched pumping their arms in a swift, fluent motion.
Running to the official offices of the youtube internet money collection center of theoretical dollars, Frieza and Tien stumble upon the gold mine which they were searching for. They grab such characters as: Chocolate Rain Guy , Numa Numa Kid, Star Wars Kid, Dramatic Look Gopher, Crying Faggy Britney Spears Fan, Tron Guy, Chinese Backstreet Boys, and Afro Ninja. They also attempt to grab laughing baby too but he annoys them so much they leave it there and ki blast the building hoping no one ever has to hear that god awful laugh again. With their newly captured prisoners, they set off to a remote location to take the next step on their devious master plan.
“Hey Frieza!”
“WHAT TIEN?”
“How come you get to carry the four skinniest ones and I’m stuck with the five fattest?”
“Because you raped me in our last spar asshole!”
“Oh yeah. Never mind then.”
Arriving at their location, they sit the nine internet sensations down on the ground. “I bet your all wondering why we brought you?” said Frieza. “Well we have quite a surprise for you.” “Leave us alone. We’re all humans! Why don’t realize is we are making you all this money and you only do mean things to us.” “Shut up Faggy Crying Britney Spears Fan. God your annoying!” Tien fires a ki blast at him.
“Oh well, we would have had uneven teams anyway. That’s right the reason why we brought you here is because Tien and I….. Are really bored. Anyway the other night we saw this kick ass show on Sci-Fi and we are going to re-enact it now. This game is called Chase. Its phenomenal and you bitches get to be our pawns in it.”
After explaining the rules of the game to the participants, Tien and Frieza start the game looking spiffy in those suits of theirs, they start talking about who they think will win. After much arguing, they come to the conclusion that Afro Ninja will win because he is the most awesome of the non-fat people. After giving them some time to start, Tien and Frieza run off to capture their prey. Even after the half hour head start, Numa Numa Kid, Star Wars Kid, and Tron guy had only made it about seventeen feet from the starting point and the Dramatic Look Gopher hadn’t stopped looking at them, dramatically of course. Tagging them, and thereby eliminating them, Frieza and Tien then put them in the elimination cage they brought for easier disposal afterwards.
Walking further into their life sized game board they stumble across the bodies of Chinese Backstreet Boys.
“What the hell happened to them?”
“I don’t know Tien. I don’t really care either. Tag them so they are out.”
“Not so fast… Bitches.”
“What the heck? Chocolate Rain Guy? What are you doing? I thought we told you the rules. Your going to lose now.”
“Wow, Tien. And I thought you were stupid. But this guy just destroys your lack of intelligence.”
A load of ninja star gets thrown from behind Tien and Frieza, missing them and they move their heads to avoid them, and hit Chocolate Rain Guy in the face. “Dude, your retarded Afro Ninja. We could sense you behind us.” And with that, the evil duo attack the Ninja and kill him. “You get these two and I’ll get the backstreet guys, Frieza.”
And after their long day of running around to set up the game, Frieza and Tien go back to Frieza’s house to watch a rerun of last night’s CHA$E episode.
“Hey, Tien, don’t you feel like we forgot something?”
“Like what?”
“Holy shit we forgot to tag Crying Faggy Britney Spears fan!”
“NO! Your right. Does that mean he wins even though he died?”
“Yeah dude, he won.”
“I HATE MY LIFE!”
“Me too….. Lets just get high.”
“Alright I’m fine with that.”
Word Count: 873 or so