Post by Nappa on Dec 3, 2008 18:29:32 GMT -5
"How did you lose your money for a second time good Sir?" Lenin asked Roshi, Nappa was looking for frogs, and things. He was in an easily amusible mood today, and had decided to help Roshi.
"Well ummm I was coming back from a bar..." Roshi began.
"Did someone attack you? What nerve the citys are getting worse, and worse" Lenin said shoving away a frog Nappa was holding near his face.
"No, umm I was sleeping with a prostitue, and hi-they stole my money" Roshi said stuttering.
"Righhhhhhhht" Nappa said finaly paying attention. "Well I'm off to get the money", and with that Nappa lept up into the air, and flew off.
"The master always leaves me to walk" sighed Lenin as he began the long trip back.
Nappa began his search for Roshi's money in the city. It was like trying to find a needle in a needle stack. It was bright out, and there were people all over doing their thing.
Now to find those hookers Nappa thought to himself looking around the city for the bar Roshi had described. It took him a while but at last he had found it. He asked a man outside "Did you see an old man walk in here last night?"
"No, no old man, definatly not at all, and I didn't steal his money" the guy said nerviously.
"Okay, thats cool" Nappa said turning around. The man blew a sigh of relief, thats when Nappa turned and, punched a hole through his stomach.
"Now to pick up the zeni" Nappa said looking at the bag that was spilled all over the ground. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, tweleve, thirteen..."
LONG AFTER
"Nine hundred nighty eight, nine hundred ninhty nine, one thousand!" Nappa exclaimed, then he dropped "Motherfucker!"
LONG AFTER AGAIN
"There we go" Nappa said smiling. Then he lifted off to the sky right as Lenin was walking up, he heard a faint "I came to help good sir" as he flew towards Roshi.
"Here you are Roshi!" Nappa said giving the zeni back.
"Why thank you young man, would you like a popscicle, and a massage?" Roshi asked looking at Nappa in an odd way.
"Umm, not really" Nappa said, extremely confused. And, with that he flew off with his reward, laughing for no reason at all.
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"Well ummm I was coming back from a bar..." Roshi began.
"Did someone attack you? What nerve the citys are getting worse, and worse" Lenin said shoving away a frog Nappa was holding near his face.
"No, umm I was sleeping with a prostitue, and hi-they stole my money" Roshi said stuttering.
"Righhhhhhhht" Nappa said finaly paying attention. "Well I'm off to get the money", and with that Nappa lept up into the air, and flew off.
"The master always leaves me to walk" sighed Lenin as he began the long trip back.
Nappa began his search for Roshi's money in the city. It was like trying to find a needle in a needle stack. It was bright out, and there were people all over doing their thing.
Now to find those hookers Nappa thought to himself looking around the city for the bar Roshi had described. It took him a while but at last he had found it. He asked a man outside "Did you see an old man walk in here last night?"
"No, no old man, definatly not at all, and I didn't steal his money" the guy said nerviously.
"Okay, thats cool" Nappa said turning around. The man blew a sigh of relief, thats when Nappa turned and, punched a hole through his stomach.
"Now to pick up the zeni" Nappa said looking at the bag that was spilled all over the ground. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, tweleve, thirteen..."
LONG AFTER
"Nine hundred nighty eight, nine hundred ninhty nine, one thousand!" Nappa exclaimed, then he dropped "Motherfucker!"
LONG AFTER AGAIN
"There we go" Nappa said smiling. Then he lifted off to the sky right as Lenin was walking up, he heard a faint "I came to help good sir" as he flew towards Roshi.
"Here you are Roshi!" Nappa said giving the zeni back.
"Why thank you young man, would you like a popscicle, and a massage?" Roshi asked looking at Nappa in an odd way.
"Umm, not really" Nappa said, extremely confused. And, with that he flew off with his reward, laughing for no reason at all.
Word count: 402