Post by Turles on Dec 3, 2008 22:24:05 GMT -5
Hey guys chubby chaser boy didn't get enough booze for everyone...so I call half the bottle of Christmas and a few shots o' Vodka? Sound fair?
What the hell no thats not fair at all!
I SMOKE!
LOSA!! And by the way guys I just finished all said alcohol around here. Sound fair?
UGH! You ass, another sober night, tear.
A LONG WHILE AFTER
Vegeta and Nappa and John the thief have just come back from a rousing trip of walk around Broly's farm.
RAAAARRR!!
Dude What the fuck was that?!?!?!
That was nature Vegeta! Isn't it wonderful?
The Saiyans and thief took a look around but found nothing. Hold me Vegeta!
Nappa why the hell would I ho-
Protect me Vegeta!
Nappa really now you can get off me.
Suddenly an über fast and skilled drunken Saiyan flew out of some random junk heap/grass next to the path. Holy shit where is SRBS? She should probably just give me some sex now, I think I will tell her that multiple times this night. That sober whore!
Vegeta it was just drunk ass Turles. I told you there was nothing to be afraid of.
Sometimes I wonder about you Nappa, and I hate Nappa I really do.
BACK IN THE MAN-SHACK
Hey guys check this shit out I learned a new technique, FOCUSED ASS SLAP! The sound of her nice ass was a loud one, and it echoed far and wide. I least thats how I remember it, but I can't remember that night at all.
What the hell Ji-I mean Turles? This calls for a god damn smack to your face. (I'm guessing it did)
The night continued on much this way, with only one poor drunk bastard among the lot. Eventually sleepy time game and everyone found places. Turles had no idea where he was sleeping, he believes it was on the ground with a blanket? (Bob Doyle).
Hey Nappa look at this trick, I call it sitting on Whortman's head without realizing that I am sitting on his head.
Wow Turles that is a really cool trick. It is okay though because he is a man-whore and is taking up like three sleeping places. But I guess you don't really care, or know where you are/what you are doing. (WOW! Nappa is acutally right on this one.)
In the morning random spar bouts were held. Turles went against the Indian Brave, Travinjun. The match was a close one, going to a judge's decision after all three rounds. Turles felt this was mostly because he couldn't grapple worth shit, he believed the others would agree? No one went against Broly or Vegeta (except each other) because Broly is in boxing and Vegeta can choke the shit outta you, by that I mean grapple.
Then Nappa stepped up to the plate.
Hey Vegeta let's fight!
You are one stupid mother fucker Nappa.
And so Nappa was choked out in a record negative three seconds. Most scholars believe this is because of the fact he was still intoxicated (off of some alcohol that Turles had some how passed over) and was already choking before the fight started. The fights continued until only the four Saiyans and the vaginal beings remained.
I'm thirsy Vegeta! Let's drink some more!
Finally wise words out of your mouth Nappa, come on we shall search and venture near and wide for our sustenence!
I will follow and be a parasite on your alcohol like normal!
Wait how many times do we actually pay for this shit?...Fuck it to Nappa's he has a good father, and location, and si-
Be quiet Vegeta I will anihilate you?!
Vegeta you forgot to talk about Nappa's really hot sister...did you forget? Woe to you.
I believe I was cut off that is why I didn't mention her as I was abo-
Did you turn gay Vegeta cuz I mean she's hot and all?
NO I DID NOT TURN GAY OR TELL BROLY TO LICK MY TEETH!!
Wait Vegeta, Broly did what to your where?
To the alcohol?
AGREED!
Word Count: like 680
What the hell no thats not fair at all!
I SMOKE!
LOSA!! And by the way guys I just finished all said alcohol around here. Sound fair?
UGH! You ass, another sober night, tear.
A LONG WHILE AFTER
Vegeta and Nappa and John the thief have just come back from a rousing trip of walk around Broly's farm.
RAAAARRR!!
Dude What the fuck was that?!?!?!
That was nature Vegeta! Isn't it wonderful?
The Saiyans and thief took a look around but found nothing. Hold me Vegeta!
Nappa why the hell would I ho-
Protect me Vegeta!
Nappa really now you can get off me.
Suddenly an über fast and skilled drunken Saiyan flew out of some random junk heap/grass next to the path. Holy shit where is SRBS? She should probably just give me some sex now, I think I will tell her that multiple times this night. That sober whore!
Vegeta it was just drunk ass Turles. I told you there was nothing to be afraid of.
Sometimes I wonder about you Nappa, and I hate Nappa I really do.
BACK IN THE MAN-SHACK
Hey guys check this shit out I learned a new technique, FOCUSED ASS SLAP! The sound of her nice ass was a loud one, and it echoed far and wide. I least thats how I remember it, but I can't remember that night at all.
What the hell Ji-I mean Turles? This calls for a god damn smack to your face. (I'm guessing it did)
The night continued on much this way, with only one poor drunk bastard among the lot. Eventually sleepy time game and everyone found places. Turles had no idea where he was sleeping, he believes it was on the ground with a blanket? (Bob Doyle).
Hey Nappa look at this trick, I call it sitting on Whortman's head without realizing that I am sitting on his head.
Wow Turles that is a really cool trick. It is okay though because he is a man-whore and is taking up like three sleeping places. But I guess you don't really care, or know where you are/what you are doing. (WOW! Nappa is acutally right on this one.)
In the morning random spar bouts were held. Turles went against the Indian Brave, Travinjun. The match was a close one, going to a judge's decision after all three rounds. Turles felt this was mostly because he couldn't grapple worth shit, he believed the others would agree? No one went against Broly or Vegeta (except each other) because Broly is in boxing and Vegeta can choke the shit outta you, by that I mean grapple.
Then Nappa stepped up to the plate.
Hey Vegeta let's fight!
You are one stupid mother fucker Nappa.
And so Nappa was choked out in a record negative three seconds. Most scholars believe this is because of the fact he was still intoxicated (off of some alcohol that Turles had some how passed over) and was already choking before the fight started. The fights continued until only the four Saiyans and the vaginal beings remained.
I'm thirsy Vegeta! Let's drink some more!
Finally wise words out of your mouth Nappa, come on we shall search and venture near and wide for our sustenence!
I will follow and be a parasite on your alcohol like normal!
Wait how many times do we actually pay for this shit?...Fuck it to Nappa's he has a good father, and location, and si-
Be quiet Vegeta I will anihilate you?!
Vegeta you forgot to talk about Nappa's really hot sister...did you forget? Woe to you.
I believe I was cut off that is why I didn't mention her as I was abo-
Did you turn gay Vegeta cuz I mean she's hot and all?
NO I DID NOT TURN GAY OR TELL BROLY TO LICK MY TEETH!!
Wait Vegeta, Broly did what to your where?
To the alcohol?
AGREED!
Word Count: like 680