Post by Tien on Dec 4, 2008 11:10:57 GMT -5
I'm going to take a break from the Russian epic and tell you guys about the events of July 10th 2008. This story is a chronicle of the events of that night, may they never be forgotten. It is also proof of my greatness. And how much freiza sucks… even through it wasn’t really freiza I’m just using him because he always uses me in his stories.
Tien was sitting home alone on his computer at around 1:30 in the morning. It had already been a crazy night as he only returned an hour and a half ago but that is not revel vent to this story. He was chatting online in an instant messenger chatroom with his friends freiza and ..... I guess I’ll call her fat Nicole because god forbid I use her real name, she reads this and she crushes me to death under hr massive ass cheeks. Tien and Freiza didn't call her fat Nicole to her face but she was fat and they know a couple Nicoles so it was to tell her apart from the rest.
So the three were chatting online all very bored when fat Nicole says Tien come over and fuck me. At first Tien was like nahh because she had asked him before and he did not want her she was fat and like ewww. But Freiza desperate for some poontang said he would go if Tien would not. Nicole said you can come but only if Tien does. After a bit of cohorstion Tien agrees to the threesome.
So at two thirty in the morning he sneaks out of his house careful not to get caught. H couldn’t fly so he walked like a mil to his friend Friza’s house along the way some drunk guy sitting on his porch with his dog yelled at him. He got Freiza and they begin their long journey across two towns. They pass the drunken guys house again and they get into a fight and kick the crap out of him, take him inside of his house, lay him on the couch, and steal all his tasty cakes.
So they start walking again. Going along the main roads even though neither of them had their ids so if a cop stopped them they would probably be fucked. They stop along the way and pee at on some store. Freiza tells Tien he is dumb b/c he didn’t shoot out a load to last longer later and Tien remarks on Freiza being a puss because it only took him roughly seven minutes to walk to his house and he shot his load in that time.
About half an hour later they get to the beast’s house and she is waiting on the porch. Now when I say we called her fat Nicole there is a good reason. She is like 6 feet tall and somewhere between 300 and 400 pounds…. She is basically what Broly gets in Wisconsin …. But on a good night b/c at least she shaves. Nicole is waiting on her porch when we get their and she says we can’t do it at her house because her parents are home. So the group brainstorms and decides to go down the street a few blocks to a park with some woods behind it.
When they arrive they go back in the woods. Tien pulls out his wallet and only has one condom left and freiza tell him he is an idiot and pulls out like 500 which is ridiculous that you would carry that many. Ten deduced in his mind that he must have brought a like a Wal-Mart year supply and never had to use any because he is never with a woman.
Shit man its already 625 so I’m gonna tell you guys the best parts of the story tomorrow and believe me one it was worth it just for the story and two its really damn funny. But it would be funnier if you knew the people in real life.
Word Count = 676
Tien was sitting home alone on his computer at around 1:30 in the morning. It had already been a crazy night as he only returned an hour and a half ago but that is not revel vent to this story. He was chatting online in an instant messenger chatroom with his friends freiza and ..... I guess I’ll call her fat Nicole because god forbid I use her real name, she reads this and she crushes me to death under hr massive ass cheeks. Tien and Freiza didn't call her fat Nicole to her face but she was fat and they know a couple Nicoles so it was to tell her apart from the rest.
So the three were chatting online all very bored when fat Nicole says Tien come over and fuck me. At first Tien was like nahh because she had asked him before and he did not want her she was fat and like ewww. But Freiza desperate for some poontang said he would go if Tien would not. Nicole said you can come but only if Tien does. After a bit of cohorstion Tien agrees to the threesome.
So at two thirty in the morning he sneaks out of his house careful not to get caught. H couldn’t fly so he walked like a mil to his friend Friza’s house along the way some drunk guy sitting on his porch with his dog yelled at him. He got Freiza and they begin their long journey across two towns. They pass the drunken guys house again and they get into a fight and kick the crap out of him, take him inside of his house, lay him on the couch, and steal all his tasty cakes.
So they start walking again. Going along the main roads even though neither of them had their ids so if a cop stopped them they would probably be fucked. They stop along the way and pee at on some store. Freiza tells Tien he is dumb b/c he didn’t shoot out a load to last longer later and Tien remarks on Freiza being a puss because it only took him roughly seven minutes to walk to his house and he shot his load in that time.
About half an hour later they get to the beast’s house and she is waiting on the porch. Now when I say we called her fat Nicole there is a good reason. She is like 6 feet tall and somewhere between 300 and 400 pounds…. She is basically what Broly gets in Wisconsin …. But on a good night b/c at least she shaves. Nicole is waiting on her porch when we get their and she says we can’t do it at her house because her parents are home. So the group brainstorms and decides to go down the street a few blocks to a park with some woods behind it.
When they arrive they go back in the woods. Tien pulls out his wallet and only has one condom left and freiza tell him he is an idiot and pulls out like 500 which is ridiculous that you would carry that many. Ten deduced in his mind that he must have brought a like a Wal-Mart year supply and never had to use any because he is never with a woman.
Shit man its already 625 so I’m gonna tell you guys the best parts of the story tomorrow and believe me one it was worth it just for the story and two its really damn funny. But it would be funnier if you knew the people in real life.
Word Count = 676