Post by Turles on Dec 4, 2008 21:49:47 GMT -5
Hey Vegeta, whose ass are we gunna whoop today? Because I'm getting really bored, and Nappa is no eating all the frogs he was just chasing. Who knows what will be left when the are all gone.
Well I don't rightly know, Turles. I believe a slight and short intercesstion to this triumvate for seperate and singular training may be a good idea.
Hey Vegeta! What the hell do intercesstion and triumvate mean?
I don't exactly know, but the point I was trying to get across was we are going seperate ways for a little while Nappa. You can go where you want and train as you wish, just please don't demolish any important cities. Oh, and by the way, chew and swallow your frog before talking.
But Vegeta we haven't been apart for ages!
Sorry this is getting too creepy for me. I'll just go to some mountainous wastelands for a while, if you people don't mind. Nappa and Vegeta did in fact not care, nor did they hear what they said. They just sat there and argued for a while before Vegeta and Nappa went in seperate directions. Turles flew for hours, scouting, scoping, and even shooting some towel-heads to vacate that perfect mountainous wasteland area that he was looking for. Well nothing to do now but get on with the training, he said aloud, Wow the seclusion is already getting to me, I'm talking to myself. Turles then found some heafty sized boulders and begin to pick up, throw, and destroy them in a multitude of ways; be it a splitter ball, ki blast, or physical maneuver. Soon the minutes turned into hours, and hours into days. After several days had passed under this intense workout the land began to change because of this lone Saiyan Space Pirate. Soon it attracted attention from the local inhabiting dinosaurs.
ARRRG! Fighting these scurvy curs shivers me timbers. OH SHIT! I've been away from proper grammar for so long that I am reverting back to me ol ways o' the baddest pirate in space. The dino spotted Turles and charged, it being very hungry and stupid (seeing how it was attacking the thing it say flattening the mountains it lived in). Turles easily side-stepped the charge, and began to toy with the beast. It would try and bite and he would give it a whack to the nose. It would try and step on him and he would ki blast its feet. After some time the dinosaur tired of the pointless offensive and began walking away.
That's right ho run away. Ain't got no place for you here. But little did the boasting Turles know, the beast with a brain the size of a flushable turd just out smarted him. The dinosaur swang its tail back to one side and brought it crashing down on top of Turles. Why you dirty son-ova-bitch! That shit hurt, I mean come on man! He then flew up level to its head and beat it with expertly placed punches and ki blasts. NOW DIE! he screamed and sent a splitter ball into the dinosaur's eye socket and out the back of its skull.
Wow, that was some action! But now I'm so sad, so lonely, so gay feeling. I think I'm gunna head back to find the others and see how there time away was.
Turles flew as fast as he could trying to find the duo. He, naturally, heard them before he saw them.
HEY VEGETA! I just shot an eye beam at a bird!
Yes I know, I watched you do it.
Nappa then saw what he thought to be another stupid bird flying closer and closer until it was in range. HEY VEGETA! I shot another one down.
Turles felt the beams sear him and he started falling towards Nappa and Vegeta, whistling the whole time to entertain Nappa, making him think it was like in a cartoon. Turles soon hit just in front of the Saiyan couple.
Um Vegeta, why does that bird look like Turles?
Because it is Turles, you shit head. You just shot him out of the sky.
OH!
Hey how did your guys' training time go? And how long have you two been together since then?
Well the whole time sadly. Nappa followed me soon after we split up and I've been with him for the past weeks you've been gone.
Wow sounds gay.
Yes it was, and you couldn't have even been around to take my mind off of-
LOOK VEGETA! I STUCK FROGS IN MY NOSE!
I think you two might need couples counseling personally.
What?
I said let's go have some crackers and cheese.
JEICE!!!!!!
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Well I don't rightly know, Turles. I believe a slight and short intercesstion to this triumvate for seperate and singular training may be a good idea.
Hey Vegeta! What the hell do intercesstion and triumvate mean?
I don't exactly know, but the point I was trying to get across was we are going seperate ways for a little while Nappa. You can go where you want and train as you wish, just please don't demolish any important cities. Oh, and by the way, chew and swallow your frog before talking.
But Vegeta we haven't been apart for ages!
Sorry this is getting too creepy for me. I'll just go to some mountainous wastelands for a while, if you people don't mind. Nappa and Vegeta did in fact not care, nor did they hear what they said. They just sat there and argued for a while before Vegeta and Nappa went in seperate directions. Turles flew for hours, scouting, scoping, and even shooting some towel-heads to vacate that perfect mountainous wasteland area that he was looking for. Well nothing to do now but get on with the training, he said aloud, Wow the seclusion is already getting to me, I'm talking to myself. Turles then found some heafty sized boulders and begin to pick up, throw, and destroy them in a multitude of ways; be it a splitter ball, ki blast, or physical maneuver. Soon the minutes turned into hours, and hours into days. After several days had passed under this intense workout the land began to change because of this lone Saiyan Space Pirate. Soon it attracted attention from the local inhabiting dinosaurs.
ARRRG! Fighting these scurvy curs shivers me timbers. OH SHIT! I've been away from proper grammar for so long that I am reverting back to me ol ways o' the baddest pirate in space. The dino spotted Turles and charged, it being very hungry and stupid (seeing how it was attacking the thing it say flattening the mountains it lived in). Turles easily side-stepped the charge, and began to toy with the beast. It would try and bite and he would give it a whack to the nose. It would try and step on him and he would ki blast its feet. After some time the dinosaur tired of the pointless offensive and began walking away.
That's right ho run away. Ain't got no place for you here. But little did the boasting Turles know, the beast with a brain the size of a flushable turd just out smarted him. The dinosaur swang its tail back to one side and brought it crashing down on top of Turles. Why you dirty son-ova-bitch! That shit hurt, I mean come on man! He then flew up level to its head and beat it with expertly placed punches and ki blasts. NOW DIE! he screamed and sent a splitter ball into the dinosaur's eye socket and out the back of its skull.
Wow, that was some action! But now I'm so sad, so lonely, so gay feeling. I think I'm gunna head back to find the others and see how there time away was.
Turles flew as fast as he could trying to find the duo. He, naturally, heard them before he saw them.
HEY VEGETA! I just shot an eye beam at a bird!
Yes I know, I watched you do it.
Nappa then saw what he thought to be another stupid bird flying closer and closer until it was in range. HEY VEGETA! I shot another one down.
Turles felt the beams sear him and he started falling towards Nappa and Vegeta, whistling the whole time to entertain Nappa, making him think it was like in a cartoon. Turles soon hit just in front of the Saiyan couple.
Um Vegeta, why does that bird look like Turles?
Because it is Turles, you shit head. You just shot him out of the sky.
OH!
Hey how did your guys' training time go? And how long have you two been together since then?
Well the whole time sadly. Nappa followed me soon after we split up and I've been with him for the past weeks you've been gone.
Wow sounds gay.
Yes it was, and you couldn't have even been around to take my mind off of-
LOOK VEGETA! I STUCK FROGS IN MY NOSE!
I think you two might need couples counseling personally.
What?
I said let's go have some crackers and cheese.
JEICE!!!!!!
Word Count: 782