Post by Tien on Dec 5, 2008 23:14:30 GMT -5
After waiting in line for 4 hours, Tien finally made it inside of the Arena for Monday Night Raw. He was more excited then a priest at a boy scout convention to see the Main Event, John Cena defending his title in a Hell in a Cell match versus Randy Orton and a mystery guest. Tien had been trying to figure out all day who this mystery opponent possibly could be. In the end he realized he should just sit back and watch the wrestling event.
During a particularly boring divas match, Tien gets up to use the restroom and perhaps partake in some delicious chicken fingers. When he got to the chicken fingers line, he noticed that none other than CM Punk was in front of him. “You fuckin suck pansy! I hate you. Learn to wrestle you bitch!” “You want to start something with me bitch?” “Your damn right! I hate you!”
And with that, Tien and Punk start to thrown down. Punk goes all out on Tien trying with all his might to inflict damage on him. With Tien’s amazing pointless agility, Tien dodges every single punch and kick, then hits one focused kick to Punk’s face. “Go to sleep. Bitch.”
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* “That was amazing. Punk was the mystery guest opponent tonight. But seeing as you just kicked the shit out of him, would you like to take his spot in the main event?” “Only if I get to pin Cena’s ass in the middle of the ring.” “No. but you can kick his ass a little.” “Deal.”
Being lead backstage, Vince introduces Tien to everyone backstage. Cena comes up to him and wishes him luck in the match. As Cena turns around, Tien flips him off and mumbles under his breath how much he hates him. Getting pumped up for his match, Edge comes up to Tien, angry like a Canadian version of Mr. T. “I hate that little scumbag. I don’t know who you are or how you got yourself in that match but you have to beat him. I don’t care how you do it, even if you have to kill him. I am sick of that faggot being shoved down our throats just because he takes it in his throat.”
So Tien decides to take the advice of Edge and decides he will go for the win. Going to the corner of the locker room, Tien takes off his wrist weights and weighted belt so he has more speed in the upcoming battle. Standing up, Tien does his twisties to warm up and throws in some leg lifts for good measure. Tien is ready for the fight.
A half hour later, his music hits. Tien walks out of the curtains and looks around. Everyone is booing him for they know not who he is. The odds are against him, but he is a confident man. Walking down and stepping in the cage, Tien awaits his two opponents. After Orton comes out Tien whispers his plan to the legend killer. “I like that idea man. I hate Cena so much. If you can find a way to beat him, go for it.” Finally, Cena’s music hits. Large amounts of booing rain down on him. He gets in the ring and the match starts. The match is a back and forth encounter with each person gaining advantages at various points in the match. After brutalizing Cena with multiple chair shots to the head and body, Tien and Orton nod at each other and enact their plan. Tien hits Orton with the chair and kicks him out of the ring. Then turning to Cena Tien focus all his energy into his legs and unleashes a focus kick into the ribs of Cena. Then mounting Cena, Tien throw multiple punches to Cena’s face breaking his jaw. Satisfied that Cena won’t kick out, Tien goes for the pin. 1.… 2.… 3! “Winner and Neeeeeeeeeeeeew World Champion. Tiiiiiiennnnnnn!” “Fuck you John Cena!”
Word Count = 666
During a particularly boring divas match, Tien gets up to use the restroom and perhaps partake in some delicious chicken fingers. When he got to the chicken fingers line, he noticed that none other than CM Punk was in front of him. “You fuckin suck pansy! I hate you. Learn to wrestle you bitch!” “You want to start something with me bitch?” “Your damn right! I hate you!”
And with that, Tien and Punk start to thrown down. Punk goes all out on Tien trying with all his might to inflict damage on him. With Tien’s amazing pointless agility, Tien dodges every single punch and kick, then hits one focused kick to Punk’s face. “Go to sleep. Bitch.”
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* “That was amazing. Punk was the mystery guest opponent tonight. But seeing as you just kicked the shit out of him, would you like to take his spot in the main event?” “Only if I get to pin Cena’s ass in the middle of the ring.” “No. but you can kick his ass a little.” “Deal.”
Being lead backstage, Vince introduces Tien to everyone backstage. Cena comes up to him and wishes him luck in the match. As Cena turns around, Tien flips him off and mumbles under his breath how much he hates him. Getting pumped up for his match, Edge comes up to Tien, angry like a Canadian version of Mr. T. “I hate that little scumbag. I don’t know who you are or how you got yourself in that match but you have to beat him. I don’t care how you do it, even if you have to kill him. I am sick of that faggot being shoved down our throats just because he takes it in his throat.”
So Tien decides to take the advice of Edge and decides he will go for the win. Going to the corner of the locker room, Tien takes off his wrist weights and weighted belt so he has more speed in the upcoming battle. Standing up, Tien does his twisties to warm up and throws in some leg lifts for good measure. Tien is ready for the fight.
A half hour later, his music hits. Tien walks out of the curtains and looks around. Everyone is booing him for they know not who he is. The odds are against him, but he is a confident man. Walking down and stepping in the cage, Tien awaits his two opponents. After Orton comes out Tien whispers his plan to the legend killer. “I like that idea man. I hate Cena so much. If you can find a way to beat him, go for it.” Finally, Cena’s music hits. Large amounts of booing rain down on him. He gets in the ring and the match starts. The match is a back and forth encounter with each person gaining advantages at various points in the match. After brutalizing Cena with multiple chair shots to the head and body, Tien and Orton nod at each other and enact their plan. Tien hits Orton with the chair and kicks him out of the ring. Then turning to Cena Tien focus all his energy into his legs and unleashes a focus kick into the ribs of Cena. Then mounting Cena, Tien throw multiple punches to Cena’s face breaking his jaw. Satisfied that Cena won’t kick out, Tien goes for the pin. 1.… 2.… 3! “Winner and Neeeeeeeeeeeeew World Champion. Tiiiiiiennnnnnn!” “Fuck you John Cena!”
Word Count = 666