Post by Nappa on Dec 6, 2008 0:23:53 GMT -5
"Ugh what the fuck, this shit is nasty. LENIN! Clean this dog shit off ma feet!" Nappa said trying his hardest to wipe the shit off his shoe.
"As the master comands" sighed Lenin, moving to wipe the shit off with a screwdriver. It took him a while, but eventually he got it off.
"There we go, now what was I doing...oh yes! Getting [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]grocheries[/glow][/shadow]!" Nappa exclaimed his face lighting up like a sun. He took out the list, it read.
Beer
Beer
Beer
More Beer
Toliet paper
Porno mags for Broly
Hand lotion for Turles
Tanning spray for Vegeta
Monster
Red Bull
Goldfish(crackers not fish)
Goldfish(the fish this time)
Beer
Nachos
XXXtra hot salsa
Jeice
Burter
Here there was unreadable writing
Yogurt
Milk
Beer
Milkduds
and,
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]THE DARK KNIGHT![/glow][/shadow]
"Thats alot of stuff sir, why did you bring me along may I ask?" Lenin asked looking at the list.
"Your gonna carry them!" Nappa said smiling.
"Oh joy" Lenin sighed again.
The store was boring, and uneventful. In fact it was sooooo boring I will not bore you with the details. But, to say the least it was boring.
Now, we rejoin our favorite character Nappa, holding a single item, a dvd of THE DARK KNIGHT. Lenin was nearly crushed by the weight of the other objects.
"Back to the bat cave!" Nappa said flying off.
Lenin sighed, and cryed a little as he began the long journey back to the hotel.
After watching the Dark Knight, the second greatest movie of all time. Nappa was hungry Where is Lenin with those Nachos he asked himself. "Hey Turles come on, let's find that silly Butler" Nappas said running out the door.
"So where did your thing get to this time Nappa? I need to get back, cause I'm tired" Turles said yawning.
"Hmm well, there he is!" Nappa said going down to where the butler was being attacked by two humans with ki blasters.
"Leave the man alone" Turles said staring straight at the man, who seemed to be the leader of the two.
"Or what?" the man asked as nine more men emerged from the shadows.
"Or this" screamed Nappa as he fell from the sky kicking a human so hard that his skull caved in. Blood shot out everywhere soaking Nappa. "Mmm red cool aid" Nappa said as he shot an eye beam, and burned another human.
Turles ran forward, and grabbed a human's arm, ripping it off when the human tried to stay behind. Now back to back Nappa, and Turles fought off the attackers until two were left, those two ran.
"Thank you sir, these rouges jumped me, and they had no manners whatsoever" Lenin said.
There was a loud noise, and Nappa started laughing "I farted".
"Back to the bat cave!" Nappa exclaimed as he, and Turles flew off leaving Lenin alone again, but not before he took some goldfish(the crackers).
A few hours later Lenin came in, exhausted.
"About time!" Vegeta exclaimed going to get the salsa, and nachos.
Nappa had enjoyed his little outing to the mall, but he still needed something else. He left the apartment, without so much as a warning. He walked outside in the night, looking into the sky. He was still thinking about that alien that had attacked Vegeta. What if theres more, theres definately more, and what if the have some who are stronger. We need to get stronger, but I feel like we don't have enough time.It was next to useless to think about it however, there were too many unknown varibles, and he couldn't even imagine all of them.
Nappa looked one last time to the sky, before looking down, just missing an odd twinkle that wasn't a star.
He decided to treck back towards the apartment, but Nappa had a bad feeling.
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"As the master comands" sighed Lenin, moving to wipe the shit off with a screwdriver. It took him a while, but eventually he got it off.
"There we go, now what was I doing...oh yes! Getting [shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]grocheries[/glow][/shadow]!" Nappa exclaimed his face lighting up like a sun. He took out the list, it read.
Beer
Beer
Beer
More Beer
Toliet paper
Porno mags for Broly
Hand lotion for Turles
Tanning spray for Vegeta
Monster
Red Bull
Goldfish(crackers not fish)
Goldfish(the fish this time)
Beer
Nachos
XXXtra hot salsa
Jeice
Burter
Here there was unreadable writing
Yogurt
Milk
Beer
Milkduds
and,
[shadow=red,left,300][glow=red,2,300]THE DARK KNIGHT![/glow][/shadow]
"Thats alot of stuff sir, why did you bring me along may I ask?" Lenin asked looking at the list.
"Your gonna carry them!" Nappa said smiling.
"Oh joy" Lenin sighed again.
The store was boring, and uneventful. In fact it was sooooo boring I will not bore you with the details. But, to say the least it was boring.
Now, we rejoin our favorite character Nappa, holding a single item, a dvd of THE DARK KNIGHT. Lenin was nearly crushed by the weight of the other objects.
"Back to the bat cave!" Nappa said flying off.
Lenin sighed, and cryed a little as he began the long journey back to the hotel.
After watching the Dark Knight, the second greatest movie of all time. Nappa was hungry Where is Lenin with those Nachos he asked himself. "Hey Turles come on, let's find that silly Butler" Nappas said running out the door.
"So where did your thing get to this time Nappa? I need to get back, cause I'm tired" Turles said yawning.
"Hmm well, there he is!" Nappa said going down to where the butler was being attacked by two humans with ki blasters.
"Leave the man alone" Turles said staring straight at the man, who seemed to be the leader of the two.
"Or what?" the man asked as nine more men emerged from the shadows.
"Or this" screamed Nappa as he fell from the sky kicking a human so hard that his skull caved in. Blood shot out everywhere soaking Nappa. "Mmm red cool aid" Nappa said as he shot an eye beam, and burned another human.
Turles ran forward, and grabbed a human's arm, ripping it off when the human tried to stay behind. Now back to back Nappa, and Turles fought off the attackers until two were left, those two ran.
"Thank you sir, these rouges jumped me, and they had no manners whatsoever" Lenin said.
There was a loud noise, and Nappa started laughing "I farted".
"Back to the bat cave!" Nappa exclaimed as he, and Turles flew off leaving Lenin alone again, but not before he took some goldfish(the crackers).
A few hours later Lenin came in, exhausted.
"About time!" Vegeta exclaimed going to get the salsa, and nachos.
Nappa had enjoyed his little outing to the mall, but he still needed something else. He left the apartment, without so much as a warning. He walked outside in the night, looking into the sky. He was still thinking about that alien that had attacked Vegeta. What if theres more, theres definately more, and what if the have some who are stronger. We need to get stronger, but I feel like we don't have enough time.It was next to useless to think about it however, there were too many unknown varibles, and he couldn't even imagine all of them.
Nappa looked one last time to the sky, before looking down, just missing an odd twinkle that wasn't a star.
He decided to treck back towards the apartment, but Nappa had a bad feeling.
Word count=653