Post by Turles on Dec 6, 2008 23:55:10 GMT -5
WOW VEGETA! Isn't it great that we finally found him, I was getting pretty bored of you. You're annoying!
Those words were NOT just uttered from you mouth Nappa were they?
You're right, they weren't Vegeta!
Well, anyways, I have a feeling that a little "group therapy" back in those barren, mountainous wastelands might do us some good. What do you say, Vegeta, Nappa?
I guess I could use a little tune up. That odd monster freak we fought was too strong. I am the prince of saiyans I should be able to bring it down MYSELF!!
That is a yes for Vegeta, me too.
Great, I know just the place. Even if I did kinda destroy half the mountain range, there is still another half of a mountain range, now making them a whole mountain range. So I should correct myself, there is still a whole mountain range to destroy even if it is smaller than it was when I first went there. Got me?
Not at all. LET'S GO!!
Yes, let us leave, and rapidly.
The three saiyans quickly wiped and exited the stalls from which their meeting of ultra importance and secret dances took place. AFter destroying the building that dared try and brag about having such a famous trio shit in its walls, they headed for the half/whole mountain range of which Turles spoke. This journey took a few days for the three, when it only took Turles a coupla hours. The major time difference is because of Nappa and frogs, for food, for snack, for sex, and yes for snacking food sex.
When they finally arrived all the boulders of the best variety had left, or so they thought. They decided to camp out and tie Nappa up for the night. In the middle of the night a strange strangled choking noise permeated the night air but it was just Nappa trying to break free. Then the noise of giant boulders grating against each other was heard. Vegeta rose to check out the situation while Turles unleashed Nappa.
Four giant stone sentinals were rising straight from the ground.
Who is it who destroyed our younger bretheren?
Uhhhh....that was me?
Oh, well bad, shame on you. You bad, bad man. Now leave.
Really, you're just gunna let me leave?
FUCK NO!!! Now you die!
Three of the giants attacked, each against a seperate opponent. Nappa took care of his with a few painful punches, for both sides (he WAS punching a rock people), then an eye beam to its juggular. Dust shot out.
Vegeta just stood there, threw a few ki blasts, and the giant punched itself in the face, annihilating itself.
Turles tried that approach, but his giant didn't commit suicide, it charged. Then he just chucked a fucking splitter ball at its face. The word "Lobotomy" was heard distantly, confusing all.
All three saiyans then gang banged the shit outta the last stone sentinal, showing who was boss.
Take that MOFO!!
ZOMG! VEGETA! We killed it.
Yes but now I grow bored, let us party and fornicate (not with each other?) and what not at the bald perverts place.
Word Count: 525
Those words were NOT just uttered from you mouth Nappa were they?
You're right, they weren't Vegeta!
Well, anyways, I have a feeling that a little "group therapy" back in those barren, mountainous wastelands might do us some good. What do you say, Vegeta, Nappa?
I guess I could use a little tune up. That odd monster freak we fought was too strong. I am the prince of saiyans I should be able to bring it down MYSELF!!
That is a yes for Vegeta, me too.
Great, I know just the place. Even if I did kinda destroy half the mountain range, there is still another half of a mountain range, now making them a whole mountain range. So I should correct myself, there is still a whole mountain range to destroy even if it is smaller than it was when I first went there. Got me?
Not at all. LET'S GO!!
Yes, let us leave, and rapidly.
The three saiyans quickly wiped and exited the stalls from which their meeting of ultra importance and secret dances took place. AFter destroying the building that dared try and brag about having such a famous trio shit in its walls, they headed for the half/whole mountain range of which Turles spoke. This journey took a few days for the three, when it only took Turles a coupla hours. The major time difference is because of Nappa and frogs, for food, for snack, for sex, and yes for snacking food sex.
When they finally arrived all the boulders of the best variety had left, or so they thought. They decided to camp out and tie Nappa up for the night. In the middle of the night a strange strangled choking noise permeated the night air but it was just Nappa trying to break free. Then the noise of giant boulders grating against each other was heard. Vegeta rose to check out the situation while Turles unleashed Nappa.
Four giant stone sentinals were rising straight from the ground.
Who is it who destroyed our younger bretheren?
Uhhhh....that was me?
Oh, well bad, shame on you. You bad, bad man. Now leave.
Really, you're just gunna let me leave?
FUCK NO!!! Now you die!
Three of the giants attacked, each against a seperate opponent. Nappa took care of his with a few painful punches, for both sides (he WAS punching a rock people), then an eye beam to its juggular. Dust shot out.
Vegeta just stood there, threw a few ki blasts, and the giant punched itself in the face, annihilating itself.
Turles tried that approach, but his giant didn't commit suicide, it charged. Then he just chucked a fucking splitter ball at its face. The word "Lobotomy" was heard distantly, confusing all.
All three saiyans then gang banged the shit outta the last stone sentinal, showing who was boss.
Take that MOFO!!
ZOMG! VEGETA! We killed it.
Yes but now I grow bored, let us party and fornicate (not with each other?) and what not at the bald perverts place.
Word Count: 525