Post by Nappa on Dec 2, 2008 18:54:53 GMT -5
A FORGOTTEN ENEMY
Under the cover of night Nappa moved through the streets of East City. This was after Vegetahad his odd drunken nightmares, Vegeta had looked at him oddly before passing out. Now Nappa was out looking for something to clean up Vegeta's piss, and puke.
Something moved off to the side behind a dumpster. Knowing next to nothing here could match his strength, Nappa went to check it out.
The dumpster flew out, and hit Nappa square in the chest, pinning Nappa onto a wall of a building nearby.
The creature that had thrown the giant dumpster got up, and smirked. It was humanoid with the same exact features of your garden variety human but, with two tiny horns sticking out of it's forehead.
"Hello Nappa, I've been looking for you" the thing growled.
Nappa hurled the dumpster back at the creature, but it dodged the attack.
"Who are you?" Nappa asked launching himself into the air.
"I am your death, KAMAHAMEHA!" the creature screamed letting loose a beam of blue energy, the attack barely missed Nappa. "Get down here, and fight like a man!" it screamed shooting off several Ki blasts.
Nappa smirked easily blocking all the Ki blasts, "Never learned to fly, your one stupid guy. Oh, I rhymed!" Nappa laughed at himself.
Down Nappa shot like a rocket, and hit the creature right in the stomach, then he threw it upwards with a punch underneath the chin.
The creature fell back, and threw more Ki blasts, these hit Nappa knocking him back, "I learned better moves instead" it snarled, launching itself towards Nappa. Nappa, still stunned managed to block the attacks. It put all its power into Ki he thought to himself. He let the creatures punches hit him, and used the oppertunity to move closer, then he attacked, punching the things abdoman. After thirty seconds the creature stopped punching, after a minuet it became limp, the only thing keeping it up was Nappa's punches. Blue blood began to run out of it's ears, nose, and mouth. Nappa gave it one last punch, and the creature flew back into a pile of garbage bags.
"Looks like I was your death, pathetic thing!" Nappa laughed. Then he continued his way down the streets towards the cleaning distrect.
What Nappa didn't see was the creature's arm emerging from it's garbage grave.
VEGETA'S BUTT LUST
Nappa went into a store called Vomit, Shit, and Beyond. When he went inside he was surprised to see, not cleaning supplies, but slaves that were trained to clean.
"Even Better!" he exclaimed jumping up, and down, clapping his hands.
He looked down theallis aile aisle store streets, some of them were Hoes, Bitches, Maids, Oxen, and Butlers.
Hmm Vegeta likes stuff near his butt, so a butler would be best for Vegeta Nappa thought to himself.
He went down the store street looking at the different slaves, there were ones named Skfe, Bob, Jack, and Bill, but the one that caught Nappas eye the most was one named Lenin.
Lenin wore a red suite with gold trim, and on the back was a giant black Hammer, and Sickle emblem. He spoke with a Russian accent, and came with vodka, Nappa was Overjoyed at what he found. He paid for Lenin with the money he got from the clothing store. He couldn't wait to show Vegeta.
Word count: 654
Next time, it'll be more joking on Turles. Also all credits go to Zeni please, and thank you.
Under the cover of night Nappa moved through the streets of East City. This was after Vegetahad his odd drunken nightmares, Vegeta had looked at him oddly before passing out. Now Nappa was out looking for something to clean up Vegeta's piss, and puke.
Something moved off to the side behind a dumpster. Knowing next to nothing here could match his strength, Nappa went to check it out.
The dumpster flew out, and hit Nappa square in the chest, pinning Nappa onto a wall of a building nearby.
The creature that had thrown the giant dumpster got up, and smirked. It was humanoid with the same exact features of your garden variety human but, with two tiny horns sticking out of it's forehead.
"Hello Nappa, I've been looking for you" the thing growled.
Nappa hurled the dumpster back at the creature, but it dodged the attack.
"Who are you?" Nappa asked launching himself into the air.
"I am your death, KAMAHAMEHA!" the creature screamed letting loose a beam of blue energy, the attack barely missed Nappa. "Get down here, and fight like a man!" it screamed shooting off several Ki blasts.
Nappa smirked easily blocking all the Ki blasts, "Never learned to fly, your one stupid guy. Oh, I rhymed!" Nappa laughed at himself.
Down Nappa shot like a rocket, and hit the creature right in the stomach, then he threw it upwards with a punch underneath the chin.
The creature fell back, and threw more Ki blasts, these hit Nappa knocking him back, "I learned better moves instead" it snarled, launching itself towards Nappa. Nappa, still stunned managed to block the attacks. It put all its power into Ki he thought to himself. He let the creatures punches hit him, and used the oppertunity to move closer, then he attacked, punching the things abdoman. After thirty seconds the creature stopped punching, after a minuet it became limp, the only thing keeping it up was Nappa's punches. Blue blood began to run out of it's ears, nose, and mouth. Nappa gave it one last punch, and the creature flew back into a pile of garbage bags.
"Looks like I was your death, pathetic thing!" Nappa laughed. Then he continued his way down the streets towards the cleaning distrect.
What Nappa didn't see was the creature's arm emerging from it's garbage grave.
VEGETA'S BUTT LUST
Nappa went into a store called Vomit, Shit, and Beyond. When he went inside he was surprised to see, not cleaning supplies, but slaves that were trained to clean.
"Even Better!" he exclaimed jumping up, and down, clapping his hands.
He looked down the
Hmm Vegeta likes stuff near his butt, so a butler would be best for Vegeta Nappa thought to himself.
He went down the store street looking at the different slaves, there were ones named Skfe, Bob, Jack, and Bill, but the one that caught Nappas eye the most was one named Lenin.
Lenin wore a red suite with gold trim, and on the back was a giant black Hammer, and Sickle emblem. He spoke with a Russian accent, and came with vodka, Nappa was Overjoyed at what he found. He paid for Lenin with the money he got from the clothing store. He couldn't wait to show Vegeta.
Word count: 654
Next time, it'll be more joking on Turles. Also all credits go to Zeni please, and thank you.