Post by Frieza on Dec 1, 2008 22:40:08 GMT -5
Vegeta woke up and took a step outside of the hotel he had slept in all day, after a night of drinking vodka and slappin' bitches. The moon light flooded over him and he flinched realizing he had a hang over. A hobo gestured at him with a cup so Vegeta whipped a ki blast at his face instantly killing him. As the singed hobo's body hit the ground It set off a chain reaction in Vegeta's memory bringing back everything from the night before.
"Hey, Vegeta have another shot of vodka!"Nappa yelled for no reason.
"Alright Nappa but this time none of that Gordon's shit I want Absolut."
Vegeta took another shot, then unwillingly whipped the shotglass across the street causing it to shatter against a wall.
"Hey, Vegeta I think I love you!"
"What the hell did you say Nappa?"
"I said, I want to make sweet love to you Vegeta!"
"Nappa I'm going to hit you..."
"Vegeta wake up!"
Nappa kicked Vegeta in the head causing him to wake up.
"You were passed out Vegeta! I said hey Vegeta I think I need my shoe, then I said I don't want to make my shoe hit you. Then I kicked you Vegeta!"
"Alright Nappa, it's okay but first I want you to touch me in the bathing suit area!"
Vegeta woke up again this time standing in the middle of the street. Nappa was standing by him breathing heavily.
"Nappa what happened for real last night? I can't remember..."
"We were drinking and this girl was like hey Vegeta! you are cool and you slapped her in the mouth then passed out and pissed your pants!"
"Okay good I'm going back to sleep and stay away from bathing suit area!"
"Why Vegeta?"
"Vegeta?"
"Veeeeeeeeeeeegeta?"
Vegeta passed out once more.
Word count: somewhere between 297 and 303....
"Hey, Vegeta have another shot of vodka!"Nappa yelled for no reason.
"Alright Nappa but this time none of that Gordon's shit I want Absolut."
Vegeta took another shot, then unwillingly whipped the shotglass across the street causing it to shatter against a wall.
"Hey, Vegeta I think I love you!"
"What the hell did you say Nappa?"
"I said, I want to make sweet love to you Vegeta!"
"Nappa I'm going to hit you..."
"Vegeta wake up!"
Nappa kicked Vegeta in the head causing him to wake up.
"You were passed out Vegeta! I said hey Vegeta I think I need my shoe, then I said I don't want to make my shoe hit you. Then I kicked you Vegeta!"
"Alright Nappa, it's okay but first I want you to touch me in the bathing suit area!"
Vegeta woke up again this time standing in the middle of the street. Nappa was standing by him breathing heavily.
"Nappa what happened for real last night? I can't remember..."
"We were drinking and this girl was like hey Vegeta! you are cool and you slapped her in the mouth then passed out and pissed your pants!"
"Okay good I'm going back to sleep and stay away from bathing suit area!"
"Why Vegeta?"
"Vegeta?"
"Veeeeeeeeeeeegeta?"
Vegeta passed out once more.
Word count: somewhere between 297 and 303....