Post by Turles on Dec 1, 2008 21:11:25 GMT -5
The sound of three sets of saiyan boots clicking on the barren wasteland was a familiar one for these three.
"Turles, why did you call this meeting. I have things to do, like dealing with Nappa," the Prince of the Sayians said.
"As you all know Sayainism has not caught on as a major religion or political party so far, so we'll have to drop back to Nappa's idea of instating a Communist regime," spoke Turles.
"Wait, guys what about the-," Nappa began.
"Yes Nappa a secret police force headed by you with a random, unitelligible acronym for a name," said Vegeta.
"ALRIGHT!" the bald one exclaimed.
"Turles, why do we care about the stupid earthling governmental system in the first place?" said the Prince, "Barry is already setting up a socialist system. Isn't that good enough?"
"Ummm, ahhh...LOOK AT THAT!" Turles screamed, "that looks like part of the Red Ribbon Army. Anyone up for a good old fashion ass-kicking?"
"You betcha!" Nappa said very enthusiastically. While Vegeta just grunted his approval at the request and a smug smirk spread across his face. The technologically advanced super soldiers speedily advanced on the Sayain trio.
"Nappa, go up on that bluff up there. You know what to do. Turles take a step away from me you're starting to creep me out, and then we'll start ki blasting some weaklings," commanded Vegeta.
"I know what to do?...Of course I do, I'm gunna go up there and eye beam 'em, then start pounding skulls from behind."
"I knew there was something in that bald dome of yours." Nappa flew off to his bluff and Turles gave Vegeta his space. The army thought they had three victims to target practice on, but woe be them as they drew close enough for the plan to work. Nappa, eye beamed the front row of soldiers causing a dust cloud to engulf them and spreading panic through the ranks. When the cloud came up Turles and Vegeta launched thier ki blasts into the group, further disoreintating them. The soldiers soon organized and headed for Turles and Vegeta, not knowing that Nappa was destroying the back ranks. The two proud warriors waited until the broken army was close enough, then Turles rushed into the fray, while Vegeta took a slower approach to the genocide. The destruction from the three trained warriors was quick and almost completly encompassing. As the dust settled two Generals of the Army were all that remained.
"Vegeta, you take that one," Turles pointed, "Nappa and I will take out this punk then go help you out."
Vegeta quickly got into a fight with the surprisingly fast General, neither landing any strong hits. Nappa and Turles had the same problem with their fight, until Nappa's short attention span helped the fight for the better.
"Screw this, just die," the angered Nappa screamed and unleashed an eye beam toward him. The General barely avoided this shot with a side step, which led him right into one of Turles' fists.
"HEY VEGETA! WE GOT HIM!," Nappa screamed over joyously. Vegeta took his eyes off his enemy for a split second and took a few hard hits right in the face.
"Nappa, I won't forget this," said the Prince.
"Sorry, Vegeta," Nappa whispered, "Let me get this for you," as he unleashed another eye beam through the General's skull.
"I could have handled it. Anyways why did we just slaughter an entire army? And why do we want to control the government again?"
"Well...umm," Turles stuttered,"the first one cuz it was fun, the second, ahhh.....well bye then guys I gotta go ummm...slaughter an army, yea thats it I gotta go eat cheese and surrender, I mean slaughter some pigs. Bye." And then he flew away.
"HEY VEGE-"
"Later Nappa...later."
Word Count (approximate and not including this): 638
"Turles, why did you call this meeting. I have things to do, like dealing with Nappa," the Prince of the Sayians said.
"As you all know Sayainism has not caught on as a major religion or political party so far, so we'll have to drop back to Nappa's idea of instating a Communist regime," spoke Turles.
"Wait, guys what about the-," Nappa began.
"Yes Nappa a secret police force headed by you with a random, unitelligible acronym for a name," said Vegeta.
"ALRIGHT!" the bald one exclaimed.
"Turles, why do we care about the stupid earthling governmental system in the first place?" said the Prince, "Barry is already setting up a socialist system. Isn't that good enough?"
"Ummm, ahhh...LOOK AT THAT!" Turles screamed, "that looks like part of the Red Ribbon Army. Anyone up for a good old fashion ass-kicking?"
"You betcha!" Nappa said very enthusiastically. While Vegeta just grunted his approval at the request and a smug smirk spread across his face. The technologically advanced super soldiers speedily advanced on the Sayain trio.
"Nappa, go up on that bluff up there. You know what to do. Turles take a step away from me you're starting to creep me out, and then we'll start ki blasting some weaklings," commanded Vegeta.
"I know what to do?...Of course I do, I'm gunna go up there and eye beam 'em, then start pounding skulls from behind."
"I knew there was something in that bald dome of yours." Nappa flew off to his bluff and Turles gave Vegeta his space. The army thought they had three victims to target practice on, but woe be them as they drew close enough for the plan to work. Nappa, eye beamed the front row of soldiers causing a dust cloud to engulf them and spreading panic through the ranks. When the cloud came up Turles and Vegeta launched thier ki blasts into the group, further disoreintating them. The soldiers soon organized and headed for Turles and Vegeta, not knowing that Nappa was destroying the back ranks. The two proud warriors waited until the broken army was close enough, then Turles rushed into the fray, while Vegeta took a slower approach to the genocide. The destruction from the three trained warriors was quick and almost completly encompassing. As the dust settled two Generals of the Army were all that remained.
"Vegeta, you take that one," Turles pointed, "Nappa and I will take out this punk then go help you out."
Vegeta quickly got into a fight with the surprisingly fast General, neither landing any strong hits. Nappa and Turles had the same problem with their fight, until Nappa's short attention span helped the fight for the better.
"Screw this, just die," the angered Nappa screamed and unleashed an eye beam toward him. The General barely avoided this shot with a side step, which led him right into one of Turles' fists.
"HEY VEGETA! WE GOT HIM!," Nappa screamed over joyously. Vegeta took his eyes off his enemy for a split second and took a few hard hits right in the face.
"Nappa, I won't forget this," said the Prince.
"Sorry, Vegeta," Nappa whispered, "Let me get this for you," as he unleashed another eye beam through the General's skull.
"I could have handled it. Anyways why did we just slaughter an entire army? And why do we want to control the government again?"
"Well...umm," Turles stuttered,"the first one cuz it was fun, the second, ahhh.....well bye then guys I gotta go ummm...slaughter an army, yea thats it I gotta go eat cheese and surrender, I mean slaughter some pigs. Bye." And then he flew away.
"HEY VEGE-"
"Later Nappa...later."
Word Count (approximate and not including this): 638